These things were almost depressing when new...though the Stratus could be gussied up to look somewhat interesting with the cooler wheels. $700 and it runs now it’s an automatic NP despite the fact it was a penalty box even when being unloaded from the hauler at the dealership with its window sticker affixed.

They started off quietly, and then VTEC kicked in and they went bananas. 

I never understood this, either. I had 3 Subarus and I loved the company until they stopped building what I wanted. People were surprised when I bought a Mazda instead of another Subaru as if it was a given that I was going to keep buying whatever they put out. The Mazda was fine, but boring, rusted, and felt end-of-li…

Guy got more money for his Jeep than he was asking. Cool Commercial was made. Beer was likely bought. A new Jeep was made out of the Steel from the crushed Crushed Jeep and David can save in 30 years. Circle of Life.

Let me do a little copyediting for you on the punctuation:

Well, if nobody else is going to pluck the low-hanging fruit...

Jason literally mentions this meme in his article, and it is especially applicable here

If I could give you more stars for that Jason, I would.

Motherfucker, PLEASE. The book isn’t anti-autonomous cars at all. I fucking WISH writing anti-Tesla articles made one tiny bit of difference on book sales. It doesn’t. And I’m not anti-Tesla. But if this is your reaction to this story, perhaps you should seek out your clergyperson or a trusted relative. Maybe a…

I’m a happy Tesla owner and my car hasn’t had any issues in 10k miles of ownership. However. If this happens to me, any “brand loyalty” goes out the window. If you wanna make your car dependent on a single screen for basically every function including the speedometer, you better fucking make sure that screen works.

this is a Bloodhound Gang song that you purchase.

This is a $500 car. I noticed the desiccant on the interior, which likely means in the course of putting out the fire, water was involved. Along with your fire damage, you also get water damage. Fire, water, burn — this is a Bloodhound Gang song that you purchase.

So, the thing I never really understand about these body-swap kits (of which there are several different ones for the NA) is why? Why would you spend several thousand dollars to make your NA look like something it isn’t? Non-car-people won’t care, and car-people will see right through the disguise. So if you buy one…

“It turns the car into a boombox when parked and allows users to play songs on the car’s external speakers.”

My brother left a bag of gifts on his porch. I picked it up while I dropped my bag off. He waved through the window. This hostage gift exchange took all of thirty seconds.

Maybe DB Cooper was running low on cash and took a chance on one final grift?

Sounds like Frank Abagnale Jr got a little bored working for the FBI and decided to play a little "Catch Me If You Can" on the high banks of Talladega.

I have a Cooper Roadster S, which is basically one of these with the option to substantially improve rearward—and indeed upward—visibility. It’s my daily driver, and I ordered it direct from the factory in the correct colour (British Racing Green with silver striping), the correct transmission (6-speed manual), and…

Okay, but why’d you block TITWORLD? You forgot to redact the icon. ;)

I hear union suits with drop seat are all the rage...