When I hear rich people bitch about taxes, I can’t even fathom it. I’m proud that my taxes go to things that my fellow patriots need, like Obamacare, and I guarantee that the dollars coming out of my paycheck mean a lot more to me than the dollars from their... paychecks? Estate taxes? Whatever you call the taxes rich…

Holy shit, it is. I thought you were joking, but it’s totally an acrostic. I guess that’s what happens when you get a bunch of arts majors to write a resignation letter.

I have a feeling if you asked Delgado which she’d prefer - $5 given to her directly, or guaranteed economic security for for all children of single mothers...she’d snatch the $5 out of your hand and run away as fast as she could in her seven inch spike heels.

Yeah but it was all fondant and must have tasted like ass.

A male feminist walks into a bar

So the democrats who take back congress won’t actually look like democrats.

Gavin McInnes is the kind of neo-Nazi that’s still too into trying to look cool that he could never fully commit to the shaved head and swastika tattoo lifestyle.

You magnificent son of a bitch.