just stop attending these narcissist parades of nonsense. a piece of paper that in no way changes your actual relationship is not reason for me to buy you shit.

imagine the kind of abject dirtbag who would voluntarily join ICE.

both “artists” are sentient offal

can we do a kickstarter for al quaeda to fly a plane into the kardashian home?

“Long Island is 40 minutes away from New York City and 40 years behind it” - Gino Lombardo

could not agree more. Conway and Tami Lohrer (sp?) are repugnant for MANY reasons, none of which have to do with their looks, sex, and/or gender. There are more than enough factual, evidence-based things to drag them about without resorting to gendered insults.

my grandma used to say “when you marry for money, you earn every penny”

say it with me: IT’S NOT A LIFE.

say it with me: IT’S NOT A LIFE.

as a former employee of this cesspool, i could not be happier

as a man, i’d much rather sit on a plane with women than a bunch of jagoff bros

i’ve been kicked in the balls. it hurts. a lot.

nah, brah

withholding comment until i hear what Willie Aames has to say

i would pay to see her curb stomped in the public square

cops suck.

shouts to any fellow midwesterners who have braved a blizzard to buy weed.

story published at 4:20pm.

Kurt Metzger is an unfunny shitbag. He similarly acted like a huge entitled baby after the Daniel Tosh rape joke debacle. Fuck that turd.

bet they were buying weed