totally vanilla, bland, homogenous lowest-common-denominator horseshit.

gwen is just the worst.

mad love for Tiggles

gross fashion magazine is gross. in other news, poop smells bad.

why focus on something sexist and dumb like Gaga's weight, when literally EVERYTHING ELSE ABOUT HER is actually, legitimately terrible?

how 'bout Zagnuts? aka The Most Vile Excuse For 'Candy' Ever

if there's one thing america needs, it's more fanatacism towards children.

don't be 'that girl'.

honestly, every possible thing about having a child sounds absolutlely terrible.