They still owe me 84 days of Kristin, damnit.

Seriously. What is up with dolphins being mammals? They live in the water!!

The first thing the reporter said got me going.

Nice to see a Yankee shortstop finally getting the re2pect he deserves.

Okafor traveling unnecessarily? YOU DONT SAY!

3 wins, 3 draws, 4 losses. Yeah, that goal was a phantom, but this team’s quality is a phantasm. We’re out on merit.

I’ll go to my grave groaning over the time my daughter (11) came home from school, astounded, to inform us that Dwayne Johnson used to be a wrestler.

I’m just floored and saddened that someone at a Redskins game would use a racial slur.

The fanboys will deny it till the bitter end, but $1,000 for a “computer” with Chrome OS is straight up laughable.

Pssh, Kansas City always covers in games played at home on weekday nights when the temperature is above 50 degrees at kickoff against another team whose uniforms feature imagery appropriated from Native Americans.

The Harmony Gold defense?

I’m with Paul. Totally makes a mockery of the game. What’s next, guys playing the whole game WITHOUT playing a position?

Because not everyone is such a twat.

Grrrrrrrrrr! Teeth ready to munch and kill pedestrians!

Logic checks out.

In the picture, I didn’t see the fire tv at first and thought the water pitcher was part of the group of echos.

In the picture, I didn’t see the fire tv at first and thought the water pitcher was part of the group of echos.

Specifically, football leagues.

Well of course he had a successful coaching career- he was cheating the whole fucking time. That whole inability to keep his nose clean is WHY he was successful.

Explain your Mounds over Almond Joy theory...now!