PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE NOTE WRITING - SKILL LEVEL 100

Not cute enough. Give me a Suzuki Super Carry

“WHY must it rain on a every SATURDAY?”

Halfa Romeo. Dur.

If you look at that 2013 Celts/Nets trade in a dark bathroom while looking in a mirror Danny Ainge appears and marries your mom.

Today’s lesson:

In 50 years the following question is going to show up on whatever quiz show there is then and nobody is going to know the answer:

Fuck him. He is an asshole.

REALLY, A TEAM BECOMES A WHOLE LOT WORSE AFTER TRADING FOR CARMELO ANTHONY???? COLOR ME FUCKING SHOCKED.

I’m mentally in too dark a place to be reading and responding to these articles, but right now I wish upon him, tenfold the hurt and humiliation she endured.

Wait, you were being serious?

The barnacles clearly have been holding the ball a long, long time. Second only to Melo in the post.

[gunner in your CivPro class furiously masturbates]

Your 10 year old is not a millennial. We’re like fucking 30 now dude.

They still owe me 84 days of Kristin, damnit.

Seriously. What is up with dolphins being mammals? They live in the water!!

The first thing the reporter said got me going.

Nice to see a Yankee shortstop finally getting the re2pect he deserves.

Explain your Mounds over Almond Joy theory...now!