Get on Drag Race now. Ru likes a smooth tuck.

I would have felt more positively about this car if it was up on blocks.

Wait, no Reflex Purple TVR?

Ugly looks better rolling than shiny stuck on the side of the road.

When I hear a Ford V8 spun up on Weber carbs I just know everything’s going to be alright

Take with grain of salt because Alpha hasn’t made any cars yet, but behold the upcoming Alpha Wolf. Comes in 2 door and 4 door. MSRP supposedly $36k-46k and coming 2023. Reminds me of a 1980s Toyota that has been retro-fied

Wasn’t there a rash of bicycle thefts in the late 90s/early 2000s where someone figured out that a Volvo jack could pop U locks? Now there’s a Jalopnik topic if there ever was one.

4. You’re into findom and your domme told you to buy it, pay to have it repaired, gift it to her, and as a reward you get your balls stepped on by a lady in boots 

Well, I deserved that. 

Congratulations on growing out of your booster seat!

I am 6'3+”

Thought they misspelled “Cayman” for a second there. 

It seems like Tacked on letters is so summer of 2013.

That’s 98 and 131 kWh USABLE, that’s the net number. If Ford is using a 10% battery buffer in Lightning, like they do in Mustang Mach-E, the total capacities are ~108 and ~145 kWh. Check out the other slides from that presentation for the clarification. 

For 175 Gs and the way it looks, hitting the block at full speed might be an improvement. 

Doctors and Nurses also wear masks every day.

The student CHOSE to take out those loans knowing full well they have to be repaid.

Ugh, those headlights.

Forgive me, but it has to be said: 1st generation V8 Panameras are available at this price point now. I say this as someone who has only very recently stopped hating these cars with all of the passion in my heart.

Counterpoint - this is fucking awesome and wild and i love it. I have no idea who Virgil Abloh was but i dig the hell out of this.