For people in need of some sort of New Year’s cleanse but don’t want to resort to drinking liquified twigs, here’s…
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No, no, no ALL teens are falling off hoverboards seriously injuring themselves right before it spontaneously combusts. It gives me the vapors just worrying about it all day long.
We have a vaccine against the virus that causes cervical cancer. It’s as safe as any other vaccine, and getting it…
That sounds feasible. In any event, it must have been incredibly unnerving to say the least... Even with the farting.
AND PEOPLE ASK WHY I’M A VEGETARIAN
Young love can be a confusing and powerful force, especially if you’re the youngest member of the House of…
I think it’s the fact that the Kardashians are inconsequential and yet have been elevated to their current status by the masses that makes people upset. It makes me upset. If the masses find these assholes even mildly entertaining, then the masses have a laughably, pathetically low intellectual stimulation threshold.…
I’ve never seen any of the Kardashian shows (I think I saw a sneaker ad with Kim and Kris once?), so I have no personal stake in the War of Kardashian Independence. But I will confess this: the deep, bubbling, effervescent joy I feel when watching people LOSE THEIR FUCKING MINDS about this family is profound. It’s…
Yeah, I hear you. And yes, she IS WEIRD and that’s not even the half of it. Needless to say her behavior has caused some friction between us. I told him that he should have never even given her my name to begin with. Who the hell asks people at work for their spouse’s name? WEIRDOS that’s who, or people who want to…