Whoever chose this screenshot to illustrate this story deserves a raise. Those three people have, indeed, just heard that the most popular and influential YA series of the last century - credited with everything from improving reading rates to helping children survive bullying - has been removed from a school library…

“He’s well within his authority...”

Well, okay.

If I may, this is a commonly held misconception.

It’s like the Tooth Fairy (to be posthumously played by Alan Rickman) trying to convince Santa Claus (Idris Elba with a pillowcase) that unicorn farts cause lung cancer. 

If I had to be part of the genetic stew that is Donald Trump and Marla Maples, I would hope that I got more of Marla Maples looks...

I’ve always been astounded by the fact that some people devote their lives, careers and money to deny a group of people their rights. Why?

For me, any kind of envy/competitiveness among friends is a sign that they’re too immature to understand how friendship works.

Because she has to attach herself to the conversation in hopes of being noticed. She is a total “me! monster.”

Lena Dunham just has the most uncanny ability to say reasonable things in the most unreasonable, offensive and stupid possible way. It is her special gift.

I know a lot of people who loved it. But the whole “love letter by Lena to herself” is exactly why I don’t care for her. But I get it!

Nope; you’re not a bad feminist, you’re only speaking the truth. Lena Dunham is that person in the room who always has to be the one to comment and stir up some shit. We all may be thinking what she says but we don’t say anything. Come on, have a little class and keep your mouth shut. It’s called manners and Lena…

You are not a bad feminist for not liking Dunham.

Yes I think we all get that, but thousands of people get pregnant across the globe all the time. Why is this the specific pregnancy that makes Lena whine about her friends being triggered? Why not the Duggar girls? Why not those Teen Mom gals who now all seem to have two or three kids? It just seems a chance to throw…

Dunham is super annoying. She was that way when I first heard of her and she’s even more annoying years later. The fact that people refer to her as a voice of a generation makes me want to rip my face off. We don’t have to like every woman to be feminists.

She doesn’t have to be either if she doesn’t want to be. It’s not like she’s locked into it and living in an area where getting a pregnancy terminated is made virtually impossible for women. She’s a Beverly Hills princess.

EXACTLY. How are people failing to understand we are taking about Haiti - where the average income is about 350 a year. Americans kill me

It was that or the Shehawks. It was so much fun seeing the pained expressions at the draft every time out turn came up and our name was announced, the dudes were such babies. “Oooh gross, tampons.” Heh.

It’s like life is composed of a never-ending series of parties and she knows exactly how to dress on theme.

I want a dinosaur dress damn it!