Unfuck is easily my favorite word. Cheers!

Blood does contain minerals.

That is VERY courteous of you, and you would’ve gotten a second date from me. My dog has a thing for feminine hygiene products and I basically need a lock on my trash can to keep her out.

That’s disgusting, but it sounds like my dog’s best dream. She knows how to open lids on the most complex garbage can, and likes to show it off when there are guests.

Wow. For some reason the Tuna makes it extra extra gross. The Turkey Tom #4 with sprouts seems like a better choice.

Cocaine plus alcohol can give even the most delicate lady explosive, projectile-like bowel movements.

When I was about 10, my 21 year old brother was visiting home from college one weekend, and left his toiletry bag wide open in the shared bathroom.

Check out John Legend’s interview with Howard Stern, it’s fantastic. I’m hoping he’ll interview Chrissy soon.

Interesting. I’m a very compulsive cleaner/organizer and I’ve long suspected it was a distraction from thinking and feeling.

Mariah Carey has a giant kitchen style island in her bathroom. Plenty of Celebs have bars too. Stars...aren’t like us.

I don’t do triathlons, just the running part and I second this. Post run beers are exquisite.

Eating a meal that requires utensils is very weird but for some reason, I could totally see myself noshing on grapes in the bathtub.

I love Snoop Dog and Martha Stewart’s friendship!

That’s what grates on me about her as well.

I love this theory on Wintour

I think it’s also how much less drinking Tamera does as well.

Uggh! That and her calling it her love tank. Now I’m associating Vicki, sex, and gas stations, and I can’t un-do it!

I really like Shannon, but she is quite neurotic. I’m sure having such a witch for a MIL really exacerbates that anxiety!

Thanks for alerting me to Barkos! That was great.

We have lots of lightning in Tampa. What city are you living in?