He is so out of touch, it’s scary.

I’m glad you do now....I put up with some weird shit in my early days of dating. That’s very creepy. And so unnecessary!

I thought the same, like get a nanny/housekeeper if you’re as rich as you say.

There’s some mighty fine adults who had shitty parenting. Tre and Joe are terrible role models for sure.

Hahahaha. It feels deserved.

I think she’s talented, but I’m not good at drawing faces. IME, that’s more of a gift than a learned skill.

*you may

Yes, may have a sense of humor about your own life.

This I do not understand. Do they feel softer, sans wrinkles? It's not like anyone sees them if you make a bed properly, right?

I really like that. Your mom sounds cool.

SenorLoco has a precise method of t-shirt folding that would be better served in a retail job, that he insisted I learn.

Right? A high pitched, artificial baby voice really grates my nerves (add baby talk to the equation, and I’ll actively avoid that person). I think some people are more sensitive to pitch than others.

Sorry kids, I have chronic butterfingers.

If she's really eating 30 bananas a day,

It doesn't sound likely.

Responding again because I’ve literally said, “I’m only involved in your life when it’s perfectly convenient for you.”

Thanks for the link! Got me thinking about some of the people ive dealt with.

I’m really sorry this happened to you. I understand the hurt and the longing for closure. I hope you get it someday, but it sounds like this guy is too cowardly to give you that; to admit what he did.

In what picture?

Right? I thought Tinder was for exclusively for hooking up, not dating/conversation, and the like.