69ing can be great, I don’t get the hate for it. It’s awkward sure, but if you’re really into each other’s everything it’s awesome.

I am so sad about all the people who don't know who Jenny Slate is because that most likely means they've never watched Kroll Show or Parks and Rec and their lives must be so empty.

I don’t know if it is my love for Stewart clouding my judgement, but it seriously just sounds like he admitted to never hearing those rumors before, which is believable because the only reason I know of those rumors is because of this site.

HOW would you even conclude that from this thread. jesus

It’s surprising actually how many low-key sexists are actually EXTREMELY in the “never hit a woman” category. I think it may go hand in hand with their other outdated gendered views, but whatever, I’ll take a positive where I can.

Kris is FIRE. I loved that. Even though she’s a momager puppet master to the extreme, she does SO MUCH for her kids, especially the girls. I can’t believe they’d assume she’d just drop her son. That had to have been an orchestrated conflict by the producers, right? Like they really couldn’t look in the mirror before…

Actual art from actual hotel in Bulgaria is confused about basic winged-centaur anatomy.

ok, we all know that the Cher thing was a tweet from the lion’s perspective, right? The lion would make the small mane joke, because lion’s have cool mane’s, and trump’s orange hair....is less cool. Andthe “murder” reference is because Trump’s son “hunts”/kills exotic animals. Like lions. That’s pretty obvious right?

I swear to god, I’m going to rewatch that for like an hour. When she rips on Kim for her two month marriage for two seconds I can almost see some life flash into those miserable eyes.

Kris telling Kim, “You were married for 72 days, that was like normal!” is the best thing I have heard all week.

KRIS JENNER MADE MY MORNING!

What a piece of work.

Like millions of women, Laura Doyle wanted her marriage to be better. But when she tried to get her husband to be more romantic, helpful, and ambitious, he withdrew– and she was lonely and exhausted from controlling everything. Desperate to be in love with her man again, she decided to stop telling him what to do and…

“The Respect He Desperately Needs.” Desperately. Sounds like this guy has some really positive views about men and women.

Is it worse than this one?

When you’re not allowed to stay at home by yourself anymore:

it me

I am so confused how someone who makes Bey look so good can’t even dress herself.

Oh, Kylie.

Poor Lil Kim those pictures are exactly why we need Black Girls Rock and Black Girl Magic and Lemonade. Because even when you are a badass rapper you can still feel the need to whiten yourself