Nil - When you bid to win 0 books. If you bid a nil and achieve it, you get 100 points.

whatever the fuck the blue shit is in ‘Hook.’

This seems as good time as any to once again say that Alien: Isolation is an underrated gem. Is it perfect? No. The story is nothing noteworthy and the game drags longer than it should, but it does so many things so very right. The retro future look. The creepy mannequin robots (who are incredibly polite with their…

I’m plowing through my Jean Pierre Melville collection right now, and just last night I was watching “Un Flic”(The Cop). From the early seventies.

This is the ticket I wanted!

Alice’s Restaurant because you can get anything you want there.

Dennis Miller’s time on Monday Night Football made about as much sense as Jerome Kern negotiating the Treaty of Brest-Litovsk on behalf of the 1976 New York Islanders...

My general reluctance/aversion stems from when I was in grade school with a loose baby tooth. I was eating a crunch PB&J...and then no tooth 👀

Peanut butter and pickles. Dill chips. Go a little heavy on the pickles because the PB is thick and tends to overpower everything else.

Mountain Goats song titles, ranked by their efficacy as D&D spells: 

I want to be cremated and have my ashes blown into my best friend’s face as my second-best friend attempts to scatter them into the sea.

The first recipe is overly complex and not worth it. The second is close to what I do, but still makes it a little more cumbersome than it needs to be.