Bring/buy some nice bath wash for the first time you’re allowed to clean yourself is my wife’s advice to all expectant mothers.  Delegate authority so that someone is always with you, people know who’s running what chore, and make sure to take the time to alternate naps.  And watch out for the first few poops, they…

That guy also looks like he’d deck him if it wasn’t the president surrounded by security.  Observe the look he’s giving him on Miriam Elder’s tweet.  That’s a “WTF, bro?” at best.

I just had an amazing idea from reading this.  Have Aaron Sorkin tweet out what Jeb Bartlet’s tweets would be.  Mostly weird esoteric tidbits, pedantic rants about minutiae, and heartfelt condolences.  

Man, that game/book. The turns you go through with your party members are more (and better) plot than you get in a lot of current games. The ability to upgrade them or even get them to try and kill each other just by having a conversation gave it such a great feeling of depth. Legit chills when you tell Dak’kon…

I had an on-and-off-again f-buddy who was an ex. The last time we hooked up, I met her at her bachelorette-hell pad. She rented maybe 2-3 rooms in a big house. One of these rooms was the bathroom/kitchen/room for an overflowing litter box that made the apartment reek. Being a 25 year old dude, I almost left.

I was telling this story to my wife earlier tonight at dinner. When I worked at the turn of the millennium at a Black Eyed Pea (Texas version of Bob Evans with a bar instead of a gift shop) we had a Southwest Ranch dressing that was just ranch, salsa, and cumin.  I loved to sop it with rolls. and use a similar mixture…

Or will it not start for 1,545 days if you take his hand into consideration? (Doing some math) that’s like spring of 2024.

My wife and I had an epic meal at Riata in Fort Worth a few years back.  Everything was amazing and was one of our favorite meals of all time.  I had ordered a 35 year old scotch as we’d been given mad money to use on the trip. Unfortunately, they were out and I got the 30 year instead.  Ended up being $150 and…

That’s some Cam Newton shit right there.

If you want a better litter box option, the Cat Genie is incredible. It’s about $240, has a round dome that spins and filters out the clumps and whatnot. It requires being connected to your water system for the next part, where it rinses out the tank, sanitizes the little, plastic, litter beads, and then flushes the…

If you want a better litter box option, the Cat Genie is incredible. It’s about $240, has a round dome that spins…