I have always loved the deliciously impossible assertion by the media that Trump and Co. are simultaneously evil geniuses bent on world destruction who through their genius have insidiously wormed their way into power and are now executing their evil plan to revive the Third Reich in America and must be stopped…

Derron has had it rough. I remember him driving around campus as an unpaid college basketball player in a brand new 7 series BMW. It’s hard to hold up psychologically under that stress.

Google could probably help you with that extraordinarily simple definition in less time than typing that.

It’s pretty clear Cosby was out of control, I’m just trying to imagine the situation where someone I don’t want to have sex with hands me three pills described in that way and I willingly take them. That doesn’t make it right, but like...what’s your malfunction that you’re like sure ok Bill Cosby I’ll take your relaxy…

Neither foul on Draymond warranted a technical. The first is usually not even called as a foul. The Warriors didn’t benefit, they were fucked by both calls.

Durant out-decisioned Lebron?

I dated a Bulls cheerleader and then a girl who made the Cowboys squad and I looked at what they were making and were restricted from doing and was stunned. These girls are effectively a big face of the team and they get paid dick and basically end up working hours that prevent them from getting a real other job.…

Seriously...how old are you people?

He was right about Sotomayor and he’s right about this? I mean...

Cavs have Dellavadova. Warriors have Green.

It’s like the NBA is scripted or something...

The NBA execs write these things.

Be real, they want a 7 game series.

Singer made one terrific film: Usual Suspects.

Damn dude, fuck you again. Here’s hoping Hulk Hogan wins his next law suit. You guys just suck.

Fuck you for a spoiler of a headline.

No one wants to see anything on ESPN that has to do with fantasy sports. That’s an instant channel switch.

yeah and she fucks virgin fans and has a clever name. that’s about it. she’s woof.

I don’t know. I think that was brilliant. Especially because he got away with it. Imagine if the NBA was competently refereed. The Bulls would have won that game. That puts them up 3-1. If Dellavedova got thrown out for his dirty little ankle holding stunt in the first win you might have seen a different team in the…

I love eating pussy. It’s awesome. Maybe one of my favorite things.