Here, I fixed it.

What if he tears his ACL in the next game?

I took a speech class with one of the guys from the Illini team that last went to the finals. The speeches he gave were the equivalent of that. The TA always talked basketball with him and seemed to love his short incoherent speeches about nothing. The kid also got to park in a no parking fire lane every day at a…

Mmm a mouthful of pine tree sap and metal coins brewed in the next county over. Yuck...

It's utterly mindblowing that this isn't a basic feature of email in 2005, let alone 2014

The 4 hour Workweek had it right. Check email at two set times each day and alert everyone either via autoresponse or personally before you start doing it. Tell them to phone you if it's an emergency. Is almost never really an emergency...

Honestly, the lack of a desktop app to manage all social media feeds in one place (which used to be easy with a plethora of apps before the networks became assholes) has probably cut my engagement with Twitter by 80% and Facebook by 50%.

These new comments don't work very well on mobile...

Thanks for posting this. It's really important for the whole world to hear.

I was around a bunch of young white, Hispanic, and Asian teenagers awhile back (13/14 ish) and they were all referring to each other as "my nigga". It was stunning, but I think that's the result of multiple generations of hop hop being pushed into the culture. Is it bad? Maybe, but I can see the etymology of this word…

It's mandated that every car be equipped with a black box staying this year, why not mandate all new cars cone with a breathalyzer of some kind?

On what planet is that a charge? Good fucking Lord. Might be the worst referring since Wisconsin lost to Arizona in NCAA football this year. Stunning and obvious. What a farce.

LeBron is about as likable as a dog turd in a mud puddle. I get that they want him to be Jordan, but Jesus.

One time Steve Elkington signed my balls.

I don't think it's the suits. I think it's the speed skaters. They aren't very good. The end. I bet good skaters would be just fine in the suits.

Martin might have had a leg to stand on if he'd defended himself or stood up for himself. Instead he played along. Poor guy. I don't care why he played along, by playing along he was complicit. He consented.

Who the fuck cares anymore?

government works when it protects the people it would otherwise arrest en masse. brilliant.

I was impressed by his eloquence in his post game interview. If anything I find him to be the anti-thug.

It's because there's no wavebird.