You were in that weightlifter thread arguing how many days are in a week, weren’t you?

I can’t articulate why, but the absolute best part of this is the“Keep it simple!” at the end.

After game 1 of last year’s NLDS between the Brewers and Rockies, which the Brewers won after also winning their last eight regular season games, he declared the Rockies “in the driver’s seat” because the game had gone to extra innings. Extra innings losses are well known to be as good as wins, if not better, in a…

They would still be able to do that because they’re not signing an exclusive 20-year contract to Linklater. They (and production companies) have to schedule in time for actors to do things like the major body transformations they do for superhero roles, etc. so they are also able to, say, go blonde or grow a beard. As…

Thhey were tricked by his name into thinking the character concerns were temporary, but just realized in camp that it's actually pronounced Poly-tay. 

Bill Belichick will sign him next week and he'll be a three-time All-Pro for New England

You said it! Heck, if they’re lucky enough to hit on two of those three picks, they could end up with a couple players as good as Laremy Tunsil and Kenny Stills!!...

The Dolphins just turned their surprise first round pick of 2016 into 2 firsts and a 2nd.  That’s a robbery worthy of a Miami Vice episode.  

The only way to stop a bad guy with a gun in a postal truck is a good guy with a gun in a... FedEx truck?

Couldn’t find a good guy with a gun in Midland-Odessa?

“This scene has not aged well.”

I remember reading back in the day that he donated to some inner cities basketball project in L.A. as part of his PR rehabilitation tour, then, once his legal woes were behind him, was never seen again. He is, and always has been, an egotistical piece of shit.

One minor correction: Kobe did deny the encounter. When questioned by detectives, he initially claimed that he didn’t have any sexual contact with his accuser. When confronted with the fact that detectives had physical evidence, such as semen and t-shirt that belonged to Kobe and was stained with the accuser’s blood,…

He produced a dreadful, skin-crawling cartoon movie explicitly geared to launder and burnish his personal myth, and it won an Oscar.

Yeah, but he had to buy his wife that really big purple and gold diamond ring. I’m sure that was expensive. See? He paid a price!

And don’t forget how ESPN fawned all over how he would take a private jet to Colorado for the trial, and then fly to LA (or wherever) for that night’s game. Like he was some friggin hero.

He actually emerged even more popular after the trial. He lost some sponsorships and had to do penance (which in his case was pretty much just not rape anyone for a few months) and suddenly he got everything back, and more. People forget that he wasn’t particularly liked before. He was a really good basketball player,…

It’s good that the NBA, unlike the NFL, doesn’t war on its players for wearing activist hoodies.

I mean that’s shitty for sure, but did you see the one about the guy who was credibly accused of sexual assault and stands to be given a lifetime appointment to our nation’s highest court?

The trial fucking enraged me. Kobe had his scumbag lawyer “accidentally” use the accuser’s full name in open court half a dozen times just to make sure it got out there so legions of unhinged fans would make her life a living hell until she gave up and went away. And it fucking worked. The judge threatened to hold her…