His problem was obvious

I like stuff, right up until I have to move. Then I hate every purchase decision I’ve ever made.

So.....she fixes the cable?

#MAPGA

“And its not like OKC doens’t have talent” 

Which, of course, means that Westbrook is singlehandedly robbing OKC of the chance of grabbing a top-3 pick in a loaded draft, which could go far to mitigate the loss of Kevin Durant a year ago. Has any player done more to cripple the next decade of his team’s development this year than RW? I think not. MVP? …

Okay stat guy, he also leads the league in PER, BPM, and VORP.

I’ll take the under.

Let’s also not forget all the ordinary horrible sports dads. The ones terrorizing little league diamonds and middle school gymnasiums from coast to coast.

Yeah but some commenter on earlier thread told me he scowls and shoots to score points. Dat ain’t no MVP.

I can give you an estimated win total for the Oklahoma City Thunder without him: 5.

not clicking a hyper-linked “porn dads” regardless of what the URL is

+1 I Formation

Great stat. Didn’t need one to convince me he was MVP but damn...

Would John Wall be better had he been raised by a Bad Sports Dad?

Was looking for a pipe reference and there it is. Kinja rarely disappoints.

Rodney McGruder reportedly replied, “OK, J.R., keep your shirt on,” and things escalated from there.

Pipe don’t lay itself

I 100% expected him to be shirtless under his suit jacket.