Well, I was talking simply about losing weight. Strength training is important for building muscle, which has an impact on body composition, but I don’t think, for the vast majority of people, strength training provides enough of an impetus for meaningful weight loss.

The fact that he turned into a “panic wrestler” after talking shit about panic wrestlers says everything about McG’s true mindstate. He’s a frontrunner. He has no heart. He can still be a great fighter, but an athlete like Diaz is always going to be his kryptonite. Somebody you can land bomb after bomb on and he’s…

The hard truth is that looking fit is basically 90-percent diet. The only people I know whose exercise routines significantly impact their weight are long-distance runners I know, who run at least 2 hours every day. Most people are a little more sane, so they have neither the will or desire to carve out two hours…

Oh please. The sport is so stuffed with PED-using meatheads that if you smack a random MMA gym with a broom stick, the shits will explode like a pinata, drenching the vicinity with Anavar and Human Growth Hormone for miles around. And they want to get rid of Nick Diaz because of marijuana. I don’t smoke marijuana, but…

It would only be effective if you faked unconsciousness from an illegal move. You can’t just pretend to be unconscious because the guy put in a half-nelson. They’d just call you pinned.

They’re all on PEDs.

Kettlebellers—Because ancient Russian secrets and KGB something something or another.

You can be great at being all right. You can be the best at being mediocre. You can be super at being fine. It’s been my life goal for some time now.

Same here. You’ll have some of my money.

Nobody gives a shit about your bunk-ass oatmeal mush and your faux-foodspin writing voice. If you want savory oatmeal, learn how to cook risotto like a “grown-ass person.”

Did you ever do “Russian Soccer,” which was just a game of handball played on the wrestling mats with everyone on their knees?

He punked Jeb. But, yeah. It was basically picking a fight with the small, cognitively disabled kid in class.

Libertarians are just as bad. But, you know, they’ll let you smoke weed, I guess, so that you’re not so bummed as the entire country morphs into whatever it is that Kansas and Louisiana and Oklahoma are these days....

Uhhhh...would?

My wife does the same thing. Blew my mind the first time she made me go back with her. I’d never been so embarrassed in my life (this from a guy who had a visible erection for the entirety of his GF’s Junior prom). I’m standing about 5 feet behind her, trying to make it ambiguous whether I’m there with her or not. And…

I don’t understand this mind set. Sometimes you don’t want real food. Sometimes you want taco bell. It’s like McDonald’s or Wendy’s. Every town has a decent burger joint. But sometimes you want a shitty Big Mac. I can’t explain it. Maybe it’s true that they get you hooked in childhood. I don’t know. But it’s true. My…

I know I’ll never get out of the grays with comments like the following: But I think “Rose is Rose” is funny. You know, in a broad, bland, generally unfunny kind of way. Pasquale redeems the whole strip.

What fight did you watch? Condit played the MMA version of, “Hey, let’s pretend we’re Floyd Mayweather” after talking a bunch of smack about how he was going into the cage looking to “force a fight.”

Vonnegut’s magnum opus?

This is perfect. That’s exactly what was rubbing me the wrong way about so much of the content. I know Hilary’s a shitty candidate. And yet...it’s not even question on who I would vote for. That’s how bad your candidate is. You throw a McCain, or...dare I say it?...a Romney out there, and people like me probably go…