Uhhhh...would?

My wife does the same thing. Blew my mind the first time she made me go back with her. I’d never been so embarrassed in my life (this from a guy who had a visible erection for the entirety of his GF’s Junior prom). I’m standing about 5 feet behind her, trying to make it ambiguous whether I’m there with her or not. And…

I don’t understand this mind set. Sometimes you don’t want real food. Sometimes you want taco bell. It’s like McDonald’s or Wendy’s. Every town has a decent burger joint. But sometimes you want a shitty Big Mac. I can’t explain it. Maybe it’s true that they get you hooked in childhood. I don’t know. But it’s true. My…

I know I’ll never get out of the grays with comments like the following: But I think “Rose is Rose” is funny. You know, in a broad, bland, generally unfunny kind of way. Pasquale redeems the whole strip.

What fight did you watch? Condit played the MMA version of, “Hey, let’s pretend we’re Floyd Mayweather” after talking a bunch of smack about how he was going into the cage looking to “force a fight.”

Vonnegut’s magnum opus?

This is perfect. That’s exactly what was rubbing me the wrong way about so much of the content. I know Hilary’s a shitty candidate. And yet...it’s not even question on who I would vote for. That’s how bad your candidate is. You throw a McCain, or...dare I say it?...a Romney out there, and people like me probably go…

I’ve tried just about every major diet in existence and I can honestly say not one worked better than another. I even spent a couple of months eating a bunch of sugar-heavy processed food just to see what would happen, but as long as I kept the overall calories within reason, I saw no discernible difference in how I…

Colorado Springs also took a paradise-like (in a different way from San Diego, obviously) geography and laid 64 square miles of strip malls and chain restaurants on it.

Kid obviously wasn’t Joe Flacco.

Yeah, but Paul has been playing on a rather talented team, coached by a man who has won a ring, and still can’t even sniff the finals. So it’s not like he hasn’t been given a good shot in the West.

Hey, just because not all of us have a gun lying around that we can hump at any moment doesn’t mean we’re rapists.

Do you also carry a tourniquet? How about a bottle of penicillin. Talcum powder? A lock pick?

I don’t understand the anti-cargo short movement anyway. I never actually heard that people despised them until I started reading deadspin. Then one time, about 6 months ago, some girl I went to high school with and now lives in San Diego posted an anti-cargo short screed on facebook. She received like 4 likes.

This is the problem with telling everyone how important it is to “stand up for what you believe in.” Some people believe in really stupid shit, and will do really stupid things for those beliefs, and then feel all smug and superior for it.

I came by just to check—-

Page had no idea of the extent of the injury when it happened. After he found out, he contributed to the gofundme drive and encouraged fans to do the same.

The argument being made here—If it was a woman you felt possessive over, it would matter, no?—is, in a word, bad.

I’ll be voting for Hilary because I’m a coward whose principles get thrown into the river the moment The Fear from thinking of a Trump Presidency kicks in. But she’s a terrible candidate. Just putrid. And you shouldn’t blame the people pointing that out.

Based on my historical studies of past Ji man J Edgar Hoover, all Choi was missing during his solitary dong celebration was a dress.