That's sort of the point, though. Old (young?) Simmons had some redeeming qualities. Most contemporary sports writers/bloggers owe much of the fun of the format to Simmons. But he's been parodying himself for at least a decade now, but his readers can't or refuse to realize as much.

America is the land of boss worship. You can convince them to rape themselves if a boss states it would be good for business.

Word.

It never ceases to amaze me when people shit all over top 40 music and then write a bunch of articles about the hip hop equivalent.

Future is what mid-20s, upper-middle class white people listen to to pretend they're "down." It's like listening to Ed Sheeran except without the self-aware self-loathing.

Agreed. For me it's always like, "Shouldn't you be, like, spending time with your mom or something instead of trolling for sympathy on facebook?"

I don't have to understand the coding behind a website (or the engineering of a computer, for that matter) to understand if it works or not.

The second someone talks to me about how carbs are unhealthy, is the second I realize they haven't even done the basic research of looking into the Krebs cycle and it's the second I stop listening to them... about anything...even things they may be correct about.

Yeah, but he's sort of cool with the hypothetical of his letting his son die for our entertainment....

Saddest kinja post eva?

I mean, there's obviously a lot of truth to their statements. And the NCAA is a repugnant organization filled with repugnant people. But I went to two, how shall we say... not-so-prestigious FCS and Division II schools and even the guys on those football teams seemed to be living a pretty good life in the sense that…

Bears eat all kinds of blueberries and they're fat fucks.

I like how Drew says, "Eating lots of bread will make you fat." Eating lots of anything makes you fat. This crusade against carbs is just a fucking way for fundamentalist paleo-dieters to pretend they're better than you. Every study ever done with the exception of one has proven that, through the Krebs cycle, carbs…

Yeah. More than anything it's just bad storytelling. A lot of decisions would be forgivable—and even avoided—by basic competence in storytelling. If they did their job with proper storytelling and buildup, Reigns would probably be more accepted. But it's the shit you just wrote about that makes it so hard to watch.…

What's most funny to me is when fans of superheroes talk down to wrestling fans. "You know it's fake. Why do you watch guys in tights pretend fight? It's simultaneously homophobic and homoerotic. You know with all the scantily clad women it's misogynistic. etc. etc."

I don't know how to answer your question. I don't know what kind of genre you're into. It's basically as if Spider-man, Iron Man and Captain America were the most popular Marvel characters, but the focus of The Avengers was on Man-Ape, Blue Streak and Litter Bug. And even though everyone who ran Marvel knew Spidey,…

Yep. Because that's how the world works. You either agree with everything extremist fundamentalist feminists believe, or you're an MRA fuck. You're just full of insight and nuance, ain't cha?

Uh oh. Somebody else is also jerking off to teenagers....

Very much like Bradbury's solution to evil in Something Wicked this Way Comes—laugh in its face.

You know, if I'm being completely honest, I still don't see the problem with using the term "female." I sort of feel that if you're offended by that word, it's your problem. But, whatever. Out of deference and respect, I apologized for using the word (because, ultimately, if someone doesn't like it, it's not a big…