Yeah I’m super pissed they invited this piece of shit to the race. Also hi there fellow Nascar fan.

they can be made street-legal, in the West, most 4x4 places are roads - thus, it has to be licensed to run on them. For that reason, there are paths to getting them legal for street use. That said, with how open things are outside the city, driving one of those on anything but fire roads would be living very close to…

All the tracks generally have a local member of the clergy as their official chaplain. Prayers are generally a “hey lets have safety, fun, support the troops, and yea America”

Agreed, but with qualifications. I imagine that the tacky speakers are a tradeoff to practicality. This thing is probably noisier than a virgin on her wedding night and so requires some big thumpers to hear your NPR.

What i dont get is how the hell on the straightaways the bike could not go fast enough to put enough space between him and the ford fusion that he would be out of sight and could then take a side street.

Not sure I'm that upset. The above car isn't exactly a good looking car.

No Desitin (for diaper rash), no Mylicon drops (for gassy tummies), no Orajel (for teething). This is a hispter’s backpack of stuff mainly for an adult who has no child rearing experience at all.

As a full time stay at home dad for nearly a decade, what the actual fuck is this? Even as tacticool diaper bags go, this a fail. Chem lights? Maple syrup? Lace? 90% of this isn’t necessary, but it sure looks cool for a blog post. Go back and try again.

Wrong

Instead of iPad glued to the top of the dash, we have one glued to the front.

But don’t you dare go after farm subsidies or military industrial complex!

Isn’t that the same as saying most of these ag bailouts and farm subsidies exist in low tax areas with overwhelmingly republican government? It is the farmers responsibility to grow his.her own shit so why are all these taxes/subsidies to bad farming?

Poor butt-hurt conserva-baby. Try going anywhere on the Internet (looking at you, Yahoo!) and being Black, Latino, LGBT, or Female. Tay didn’t learn Nazi-sympathizing, gay-bashing, segregationist hatred on Gawker, idiot.

Unless you hate Miatas and brown rear wheel drive diesel wagons, then you’re just a mean troll and need to go back to Consumer Reports.

“Jalopnik is a more tight community where we accept each other.”

50 agents seized it in the middle of the night and deported it to Mexico?

OP makes fun of daewoo car domain page, links the thread to said page. Owner comes to defend his shitbox. What comes next is 22 pages of the darkest depths of humanity in the form of pure terrible hilarity.

I’m not being defensive, I’m genuinely trying to get some insight in here. Gawker is about 75% snark. Not malicious, just snark. Time wasting, effectively.. 20% percent is interesting signal that’s actually interesting reading from a conversational standpoint (e.g. not snark) and then the last 5% is people going on…

All of VWVortex..

US spec bumpers are always ugly.