It's okay, AgentRockstar. The ruined joke boomerangs back and becomes funny again!

This promo pic increases the dumbness significantly.

I love bikes. I mean, I LOOOOOOOVE bikes. I dream of being able to one day drop $6k on a Trek Carbon District, customized with a Rohloff hub. That's how much I love bikes.

@_@ OMG I TOTALLY FORGOT ABOUT THAT ONE. Using it during my next meeting at work!

Hey. If you love it so much, why don't you marry it?

Or, hell with it, turn "natural" scrolling off. And then go enjoy the rest of your day!

Shit, now the internet owes these guys $10,000. Here's my credit card number.

Yes, adapt.

Hey, don't call what you do "BS." I don't know how to fix my plumbing, but that doesn't make plumbing "BS."

This kind of silliness only matters to people whose time is worth nothing, i.e. little kids and single geeks.

Easy. That's an AC window unit with built-in oscillation. NEXT QUESTION

Whoa, isn't that where Worf fought for his manhood? Never knew it was in China.

WORLD'S MOST ELABORATE WEBSITE

Did not know that! Very kewl

Hey now. Let's not forget Matt Logue's "Empty LA" series. Ross Ching is awesome, but Logue is da originator.

Still here! Man I'm starting to smell

I'm camping out at the Apple Store on the 3rd Street Promenade tonight!

Productivity (mumblemumble)...SSD performance (mumblemumble)...spend less time in the office (mumblemumble)...

Perfect! You travel a lot. That is a PERFECTLY GOOD excuse to buy an Air. Me, I'm using my almost-sorta 3 year old MBP as my excuse.

New MacBook Air? Oh yes please. Give me any excuse to hand my iPad down to my mother in law.