It's a completely selfish request for those that believe that we only exist through other people's thoughts. Bastard is trying to become more powerful.

True, but he channels Real Housewives of New Jersey way more than Fran Drescher from The Nanny.

Yes, but now I have to have at least 2 beers to remove the brain cells that remember Jar Jar Binks.

Dubya was the "Aw shucks" dupe in front of the Sith Lords running the White House.

Depends on how much dirt she has to be bought off.

Trump is most definitely Mike TV.

"I'm getting out of this shit storm before the Press really starts to dig into this asshole's.. ahem.. I mean my husband's past." - Scaramucci's wife

Pickle is the Joe the Plumber of 9 year olds.

The thing she didn't tell us is that step-dad #2 and his belt are big, really big, supporters of Trump.

Least surprising part of this story:

God created elastic waistbands just for Cracker Barrel and Golden Corral.

The real lesson is that Cracker Barrel food makes you live forever (or, at least into your 80s).

Unless you checked the freezer, you might not know where the previous shift is.

I hadn't heard of Cracker Barrel until I moved to Florida in the '90s. I think within the first week of my moving there, some poor kids who worked at the local one got murdered in a robbery. It was huge story for a week or so.

Say you are from Calgary. It's basically being a Canadian cowboy, don't need no French.

I will probably spend a bit of time trying to take over the world in EU4, again.

Go with Canadian. Sometimes you even get some extra sympathy for living next door to the U.S.

"Sorry, I don't have a handle on how this 'leaking to a reporter' thing works."

It did really well, it changed probably because "spectacle" seems to be the Hollywood idea to bring in more viewers.

Fair enough, and no one (or at least few people) probably have and keep billions of dollars in a bank account(s) somewhere.