I've been hording beer can tabs. I'm going to corner the market in post apocalyptic aluminium.

Heh… I was going to say gold, but figured that is some dude in a bunker in Missouri or something.

I'd like a list of the people with the most cash on the planet. I get that their stock assets are worth a crapton of money, but none of them are actually going to sell it all at once when it's at it's peak and could, conceivably, turn into practically nothing in a day.

From Russia with Love is still my favorite and my pick for best. It was a pretty straight forward spy movie with less gadgets and a really menacing bad guy played by Shaw.

Then you deserve a very Scaramucci Birthday:

I'd wish you a Happy Birthday, but I don't want to get taken in by fake news.

Have the photoshopped pictures of McCain in a Roman toga giving the thumbs down started yet?

I try not to subject myself to too much FOX News bullcrap, but in some cases, I like to see how they spin or defend things.

Maybe Cannonball Run 2. Needs more Joe Theismann.

Baby Driver + Days of Thunder sounds like a horrible movie.

If I could think of an emoji to express my reaction to this comment, I'd use it.

Wouldn't it be awesome if the White House fell for a troll letter from someone?
That might be better than them faking it.

Didn't he just get a job in the White House?

PTSD is also a fairly recent change in a diagnosis of something.

(in the favorite category) The Old Guitarist by Picasso. I've had a copy hanging in some room wherever I've lived since I was in high school.

and as someone below pointed out, whoever wrote it knew to hyphenate Wh-ite House at the margin… a margin a 9 year old was a stickler for.

All that hair money is in the toupee budget.

If you can turn off the "I can't believe I just laughed at that" part of your brain, it's an alright half hour.

"my cake was the shape of your hat… and my mom and my firt step dad and my new step dad had lotts of drenks from the kegg. They sleept a lot."

Can you imagine the speech Trump will give to a bunch of 10 year olds at Pickle's birthday party?