Let me check the playbook… next up: Kittens and Puppies Love Donald. Look, one licked his hand, so if you don't like Trump, you must hate kittens and puppies.

I can't wait for the hour long Hannity special with the "Pickle" Family interview from rural West Virginia.

Of course. I was a happy drinker before that. Full of optimism and belief… I voted for Nader for christsakes. Now, it's just cynical and angry drinking.

The worse part is, the kid had his Trump supporting parents write it for him.

I felt shame for awhile. I cured that by drinking a lot.

I like how they made sure to make the kid 9 years old. So he had to experience all 8 years of Obama. I'm sure Pickle was one of the first to want Obamacare repealed back in 2010.

Bonus: All your friends get paid to claim they've always called you Pickle (even though they never have).

I was one of the 38 or so difference in Florida that voted for Nader. I blame myself for a lot of what is happening in the world today.

Will the kid they hire to be Pickle need a SAG card?

If the kid is real (he's not), there is only one Dylan who goes by "Pickle" in the country. That kid is outed.

Next thing you know, they will have Pickle (aka Barron) draw some of those stick figure family pictures to put on the podium.

Now, but sometimes they make my peepee smell like licorice.

If you add every country that isn't the United States and throw in that it's about American servicemen, Black Hawk Down is the same.

I'm not much of a "eat right" kinda guy, as the amount of beer I drink and late night stops for a bacon-a-tor attest, but I am glad I stopped drinking soda/cola/pop/whatever you want to call it years ago. I now get a stomach ache after a few sips.

What Cinematic Universe does this take place in?

I always remember that Dahmer served in the military and wonder what people would have said to him in today's political/military climate,

Since the 1980s, the Right always talked about a Silent Majority that would rise up and take back America.

So what you are saying is that straight males in combat units don't have the personal responsibility to act as professionals no matter who is beside them?

Yeah. Probably just Evangelicals. Catholics can be too wishy washy.

With how he was treating Sessions, he was really coming close to losing his support in Alabama and with other Christian Cons … thank goodness he just happened to come up with a stance on a topic that will get them right back.