Gamera, Friend of All Children

3/1/19

There are some cities, like San Diego, that are making moves to tell said NIMBY’s to go fuck themselves...how much of it is rhetoric vs. resolve, TBD.

2/28/19

I’m sorry, I couldn’t make it past the “f*uck”. Still laughing.

2/26/19

Shoot it with silver!!

2/26/19

All hail the G-2! Love this knife so much. This is a great deal just for the chef’s and vegetable knife alone, but standout deal with the paring knife.

All hail the G-2! Love this knife so much. This is a great deal just for the chef’s and vegetable knife alone, but…

2/25/19

Rent free.

2/22/19

https://zippy.gfycat.com/WarlikeCriminalHyrax.webm

2/21/19

So, does this make him a “beta cuck” or whatever the MAGA kids say these days? I don’t know, I don’t speak Paramecium Brain.

2/19/19

The internet would literally break from all the faux-outrage-takes from everyone within the Far-Right through Third Way spectrum.

2/19/19

I’m genuinely afraid this is going to be Jill Stein 2.0 in 2020, if only for the bros and boomers still jonesing from 2016. The Democratic field is already strong this cycle, with fresher candidates running similar agendas. I sincerely love Bernie (and Biden, while we’re on topic), but do we really need another white…

2/13/19

I’m represented by this jackass, and I wait with baited breath for his inevitable conviction.

2/12/19

“...foundational principals...”

2/12/19

Check Conway in the background:

2/11/19

We actually made out higher in our refund this year, but mostly because our son was born in early 2018, so we reaped the doubled child tax credit. Had he not been born, we estimate we would have been in the red by about $500. So...yay procreation?

2/11/19

I just came here to say I love your handle and pic. That is all.

2/11/19

Hilarious considering Fearless Leader is the biggest germophobe of them all.

1/29/19

Kevin Johnson’s orifices must bleed every time Schultz is passively contextualized as the CEO of Starbucks.

1/22/19

I swear to God, if the Boomer delegates tank this for a moonshot Bernie Redux, I’m going to scream-vomit.

1/15/19

Uh-oh, watch out Ivanka!

1/15/19

I actually met and spoke with her years ago during a benefit at Sonoma State University, where I was a Theatre Arts major at the time. Imagine everything you think she would be in person...then multiply it by 100. The sweetest, most infectious personality, and the best laugh. Absolutely lovely woman, and a champion…

1/15/19

“Kids these days—what with their music, and hashtags, and refreshed political philosophies. Why can’t they just shill for the banking industry and lobby like we do?! Why, back in my day...”