Don’t. This bootlicker knows exactly who he’s in bed with, and will gladly bend over so long as he gets to pad his (increasingly undeserved) resume with such select accomplishments as “arbitrarily change the name of the CFPB out of spite”.

A healthy toddler diet of non-stop Kraft Macaroni and Cheese should fix that right up.

Like a big pork pie...juicy America!

**clutches pearls** But how will all the poor, Boomer Film/TV majors that constitute the viewing audience be able to co-opt their topical humor?? AT LONG LAST, HAVE YOU NO DECENCY?!?

BUT “THE MAGIC OF THE MOVIES”!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Chicken pot pie existing = argument: invalid

YEEEEEEEESSSS, grilled, served with basmati and pita.

“Next week on ‘HamNo’:

Ironically, Gunther 2019 would have his own flex profile in GQ:

For years, I would slice the whole, un-halved the onion like I was making onion rings, then:

You may want to consider leaving the State of California entirely...

Touche!

Best Mexican: Las Cuatro Milpas in Barrio Logan, right near Chicano Park. Legit, decades-old neighborhood institution (and cash only!).