senilezombiegrouchomarx
senilezombiegrouchomarx
senilezombiegrouchomarx

I’m convinced he knows he will lose and is engaging in some self-sabotage, just enough to provide some cushion for his ego. And what fun would it be to actually win the presidency? He won’t be able to make a cent off of public service, but if he loses he’ll be able to tap into that diehard Trump supporter demo (say

You have a “look” that will transition well into the “Daddy” phase. Yes, it’s a nauseating and ludicrous term, so off putting that if anyone ever called me that I would probably burst out laughing, but since eternal youth is impossible and plastic surgery leaves much to be desired, the daddy option is the best

Ab Fab came out 25 years ago and it has held up very well. Ab Fab lampooned all those ridiculous health fads, trendy diets, and the obsession with introspection way before they hit the mainstream.

That’s a relief, a somewhat scientific explanation for that awkward grimace/eyebrow raising face used only when passing by aquaintances or when having a finger inserted in a distant orifice.

Yes. Negligence leading to death isn’t the moral equivalent of, say, shooting a person with the intent to kill them.

To be fair, a sculpture of Hitler is the artistic equivalent of click bait.

It’s only a matter of time before they go all out Hapsburg in an attempt to consolidate the various fiefs in Calabasas.

Call me old fashioned, but vaping is only acceptable for smokers or ex-smokers, and should only be done in the privacy of one’s home.

Yes, and that why some stores don’t accept American Express due to its relatively high fee. And cash also leaves no trace, making book cooking far simpler.

Russia doesn’t pose a threat to the world.

Well, many non-fanatical Sunni Iraqis prefer life under ISIS to US occupation or kidnappings by Shia militias... So I guess that is a positive, if you happen to be an Iraqi Sunni who once had a family member kidnapped and dumped in an alley.

Or, why was this a thing in the first place?

Not necessarily...

That depends on the circumstances...

What is the alternative? Nuclear war?

It can’t be anything but an attempt at greenwashing, perhaps to buy Obama some chips in the Paris negotiations by pointing to completely unenforceable “pledges” as a sign of the American efforts to combat climate change. Who knows?

No, and that goes for pretty much any religion...

He’s shallow, but not completely shallow like the Shah of Iran. That guy married some of the most beautiful women in the world. Look at his second wife, I defy anyone to pick out even the slightest flaw. You just stare in amazement...

Same. We had Facebook, but that was before everyone and their grandmother was on it...

And for every girl they supposedly “seduced”, how many went running back to their friends laughing at their ridiculous “alpha male” posturing?