Forcing your body onto a doorknob and then having it suddenly open could lead to a loss of balance or a flying door. The risk grows exponentially after half a bottle of Jim Beam and a late night Samba dance routine. One errant hip shake and you're unconscious on the bathroom floor.

If your aversion was that strong, you would never have risked playing that video.

It depends on your personality. I can't understand why people would voluntarily degrade themselves just to belong to a sort of "community." I don't really care what other people do, but my hard headed personality is completely incompatible with the "Greek" system. If someone tries to pressure me into something I don't…

Chances are the father is an aggressive person. I have an intense dislike for the overuse of force, but it seems like the guy was acting irate over something of no consequence. It is simply not normal to get angry towards school officials who were merely pointing out a minor dress code violation.

The words,"we’re about to make history right now" and "now we're three days later they're still talking about it", don't make sense. That untouched statement can stay there for future historians to chuckle at.

I am in total agreement. On a general level, I take issue with the idea that sacrificing privacy is necessary to further a viewpoint. I subscribe to the idea that "Hey, it's legal, I can do it and it is none of your business."

Honestly, three beers a night is in no way alcoholism. You can't even get tipsy on that amount of beer. When you start blacking out after half a bottle of whiskey, some codeine pills and Valium, then you really have to start worrying. I don't mean to belittle your fears, just put them into perspective.

This isn't about "Political Correctness", this is about common decency and being able to experience some level of shame. The car window and Chernobyl photos are somewhat excusable, but the Auschwitz and Trayvon Martin photos are in complete bad taste.

As a general rule, whenever someone bestows upon themselves a positive title you should immediately run the other way. A very attractive person who goes around claiming they're "hot" comes off as obnoxious. Now imagine if that person is average looking, but still clings to the delusion that they are very good looking.…

FYI: If you live in LA and are low income, you may be eligible for free replacement fridge.

Generations are not "more caring" than others. Trying to quantify "caring" is basically a totally flawed approach and doomed to produce nonsense. Obviously Millennials tend to be more open on subjects like sexuality, but that doesn't make them "more caring" in any quantifiable sense. Are those who fought of race…

"Ignore him and keep making money, people. "

I used to be a minor CLF, but have since reformed. Now I tend to show up early and actually sit in the car until the appropriate time. The best way to combat being late is to keep all the clocks in your house 5-15 minutes fast. With each clock at a different degree of being forward, you assume that every clock is…

I seems like more people consider themselves to be "creative" nowadays. Even in smartphone commercials, they hype up the fact that you can fiddle with design and create music while on the go. Nobody is composing a symphony or designing monuments on a Samsung Galaxy III.

I enjoy eavesdropping on semi one-sided conversations, where one person is just sitting quietly and the other is whirling their tongue. I particularly relish listening to people attempt to talk with authority on a subject and dazzle people with their intellect, but end up referencing philosophers such as "Aristocracy"…

You can find a particular "cultural" shoe just plain ugly without it coming off as "ignorant". This particular American liberal brand of condescension towards other cultures desperately tries to come across as enlightened.

That jacket looks like it was plucked straight out of grandma's closet. There is a fine line between trendy fashions and mail order clothing for the setting sun crowd.

A psychopath on par, if not superior, in barbarity to the guy who burned a bag of puppies.