/shrug I see quite a few articles on the front page that aren't about Trump. If you clicked on one that has Trump's name in the headline, you have no one to blame but yourself.

…that has nothing to do with what I wrote, but ok.

Imagine that you think AV Club is meant to be hard, objective news.

When facing down imminent death and destruction, everything in life actually is about that.

"Trump's been president for almost two whole weeks and the purges haven't started! Guess it was a false alarm!"

So sorry that people keep talking about the unprecedented fascist takeover of the most powerful government on the planet which promises to have often dire consequences for every single person on the planet.

Because there was nothing political about the game involving a corporation running the world, playing as an eco-terrorist, occupied countries, prostitution, and disasters caused by man-made climate change.

Apparently your "trusted friends" couldn't be bothered to tell you that these details about Darth Vader's castle are 100% irrelevant to the story of the movie, which is why these details aren't in the movie.

You're not expected to do anything. Feel free to watch something else. Or just watch the movie and don't read about it.

I never believed white genocide was a real thing until the day Bo Bice was martyred for the race.

If Bo Bice had any wit or musical knowledge, he'd have responded to being called a "white boy" with "pardon me sir, it's furthest from my mind. I'm just looking for a dear dear friend of mine."

"The Bo Bice album burning has been cancelled due to lack of Bo Bice albums existing. We apologize for the inconvenience."

Yeah, those are just two signs of the same thing, that kid being viciously beaten and the guy who was called white at a Popeye's. Both are totally the same kind of racism, and this is not remotely ridiculous.

"Maybe I'll switch it up a go with an anime girl for this account…"

Don't pretend that every throwaway bit of clickbait is a conspiracy.

Thuggy-D whose only identifier is their video game character avatar isn't actually a "real person." They're a troll. They dropped that Twitter account, switched over to one of the other two dozen they have and went back to hollering slurs at feminists.

Hello! I am from the future! Here to tell you that marijuana HAS been legalized… but not in Connecticut. Or California.

Hello! I am from the future! Here to tell you that marijuana HAS been legalized… but not in Connecticut. Or California.

Soooooo at the pace of the translation from comic to show so far we can expect this show to run 75 seasons.

For comics Cassidy it made no difference if blood came from humans or animals.