And then he gets knocked out, probably for the third time in the movie.

I don't think the Dothraki are actually all that fond of the Khals. They're only in charge because they're the best at violence, after all. It is a culture where you advance up the ranks by killing your superiors. Well, she just killed a couple dozen of their absolute rulers for the insult of thinking they could…

She was dead as soon as Ramsay captured her.

And you're an asshole.

Did you seriously just tell me to do my homework on the nonexistent previous conversations we've had? I mean, are you just not aware that people who aren't you exist independently from each other? Are you a solipsist?

Wow, another proof? Where did you get your previous proofs? Did you sneak into my room and read my diary? Because it certainly wasn't from the previous conversations we've never had.

Unfortunately, Crusher Creel has already appeared in a TV series, which pretty much guarantees he'll never appear in a movie. And a Wrecking Crew without its best character is no kind of Wrecking Crew at all.

Correct, they're not even trying to have realistic swordfights. Because realistic swordfights make for terrible television.

Now explain how Kingdom Hearts fits into all this.

My money is on Jon letting Melisandre make tiki torches out of all the conspirators who murdered him. Seeing how much juice she spent bringing him back, it would only be fair.

And then that village idiot got his head crushed by an undead golem, right? I think that was the moral.

I don't know. I'd still put money on the conclusion to the series being Westeros overrun by the white walkers with every single person on the continent dying.

They've already shown why Mel can't do this all the time, a couple reasons in fact. The most obvious is that her power is fueled by burning people alive, especially those with king's blood. She's probably pretty low on mp after casting Raise, and filling back up isn't a trivial thing.

I recommend you find a copy of The Life and Times of Scrooge McDuck… at least I would if it was available anywhere for less than $100. This might be one of those situations where piracy is justified, when even the trade paper backs cost an arm and a leg.

You're probably right about that. I still doubt that Launchpad would have left Scrooge's service if the old duck was still alive. It's not like Scrooge was ever going to retire and not need a pilot anymore.

Nor should it. The movie after that point is a sickly, confusing slog to their graves. We blew it.

Launchpad moved to St. Canard after Scrooge McDuck died.

AND I'M OUTRAGED BY THE EVEN MORE MINISCULE OUTRAGE! I HAVE NO SELF-AWARENESS WHATSOEVER! AHHH!

You can play Triple Triad through the Final Fantasy Portal app. I haven't played it myself since I don't actually like Triple Triad, but if you do like it it might be worth a try.

(reposting this minus the word that probably kept it from being published)