The nice thing about this is that there’s no membership fee because Mexico pays for it.

Slogan: Find your White Knight!

Belichick’s Law: The most evil and ratfucking explanation is the correct one.

I don’t blame any Democrat for not wanting to run for governor of Texas. Why exhaust yourself and your credibility just to get your clock cleaned in a state overwhelmed by deplorables? Better to spend that time and money helping minorities, women, and other good people in Texas decamp for better states and then let…

NAWT NEWS or FAKE NEWS?

There is no difference between ICE and the Nazi SS other than the name.

This sentiment is exactly how I ended up with my 2006 Civic, which was the very definition of Fine.

This would be a lot funnier if it wasn’t literally the destruction of the rule of law in America.

Except that he’s getting away with it.

We all knew he would, and he still will, and Republicans will cover for him. What this really proves is that Mueller needs legal protection from Congress immediately, but the Republicans will shrug it off in defense of Dear Leader. They’ll be enthusiastically endorsing it by next week.

I have voted in every election, primary, and off-year race since I turned 18, but I will not be voting in 2018 or anytime after. It’s not the candidates or the parties, it’s that I’ve finally grasped that we live in an autocracy—albeit one with general civil liberties—but an autocracy that does not allow fair…

This is a test of character. Who you support in this game will forever speak to the kind of person you are.

Denver here too. Maybe we’ll get lucky and all die in nuclear hellfire before this game happens.

None of this matters, the Pats are going to win the Super Bowl every year that Trump is in office, which increasingly looks to be forever.

Hope is an empty illusion, God is dead.

One single penalty called on them the entire game according to the NFL. That’s the fewest on a team in a championship game since 2011 when it worked to the benefit of... the New England Patriots.

Kindly go die painfully.

We truly live in the darkest timeline. Good luck in the second term of the Trump administration, everyone.

Somehow before I even clicked on this story, I knew that Senator Warner was behind this. As a Virginia voter, he never misses an opportunity to enrage and embarrass us by voting for every shady pro-banking deal he can while supporting as many Trump cabinet nominees as he can get away with.

The Republicans’ last shutdown wasn’t a disaster for them... they widened their majorities only a year later. It’s time to stand for something.

We all know how this ends: The Pats win this year and every year that Trump is in office because that is the world we live in now. Welcome to the darkest timeline.