Virginia Democrats won by nine points, yet barely eke out a 50-50 tie by literally the smallest possible margin. Gerrymandering is a corrosive perversion of democracy.

The term for this goes back literally centuries: All hat and no cattle.

Wouldn’t you?

Now it’s so much more affordable to prepare a violent insurrection against the government, nurse paranoid conspiracy theories while family members accidentally shoot themselves, or just outright going to shoot up a school/church/public park! Congrats, deplorables!

MERRY CHRISTM-*is plugged full of bullets*

Stop. Buying. This. Fucking. Newspaper.

The Republican Party is officially the party of child rape. Goes well with their eager embrace of sexual assault, treason, and white supremacy.

The real soup was the friends we made along the way.

Respectfully, you can go to hell, sir.

Then let them die by their own choices. The more and the sooner, the better for the rest of us.

I’d just like to say it’s been nice knowing you all.

We are all already dead.

The most Trumper thing ever is literally undercutting your own livelihood to send a dickish message to own liberals.

Maryland Man really giving Florida Man some competition this week.

With all those cheerleaders present, I hope Mother was there to chaperone.

Why is it that every time that miserable little stooge speaks this is all I can picture?

It would be really nice if the future of democracy wasn’t being partially decided by an illegitimate justice. Gorsuch should be locked out of the building during arguments.

Countdown to Trump firing Mueller starts now.

This will happen, millions will go bankrupt, tens of thousands will die, and they will finally have their wish.

The worst part is knowing that nothing can be done about it. They drew the districts to lock in their power, they stole a Supreme Court seat to secure a lasting majority, and America’s “democratic”…

I’m a native Coloradan and grew up with green chile too... best stuff in the world. (FWIW, I’m from southern Colorado, so maybe it’s only been appropriated by the big city folk in Denver).