that article is transphobic as fuck.

Amy Schumer is simply the greatest. She has become a national treasure in no time at all.

The Irish spelling of Caitlin is with a C and I. Americans spell it with a K and Y. No matter that everyone is saying it’s shade to spell it with a C, I just can’t see it. She spelled her name more correctly, she opted to use the Y which kills me a little, but the C is right. That is all.

Was she lovely and wonderful and did she invite you over to play video games with Ice? If she didn’t, don’t tell me. I need to believe that she’s wonderful.

They are the fucking best. Seriously, I love them so much. Yay for cute famous couples who are still together and seem to genuinely like each other.

I’m not going to watch the video, but I’ve got to say, it’s pretty cool that she’s turning what happened to her into performance art pieces. It’s probably empowering, and I bet it’s a really good way to process it.

El-P is just the best. For I too wear my Yankees cap so tilted I walk with a hunch.

Two and a half years ago on Alec Baldwin’s podcast she said:

OK, Maybe it's my generation or something subconsious. But Rhianna's life seems so profoundly empty and shallow to me (as it's published anyway — DeCaprio huh? Autotune hello?) I would not want her life, I don't find her inspiring. I don't get the worship, and no one has provided a single rationale (or even…

I am really falling in love with Amy Schumer.,

“sometimes I take a poop in my hand and then eat it”

He has a face that looks like the result of Gary Shandling mating with a pig.

I’ve mentioned this before on here, but the last time I was miserable with cramps, I asked Mr Parade to get me tampons and he came back with 1. The correct brand 2. The correct size 3. Ice cream 4. Port, which he warmed with mulling spices and served alongside the ice cream. Best part: his response to my surprise was…

That’s his lawyer?!? I mean...just...come on. He looks like a club kid’s idea of what a “cool” lawyer would look like.

A man buying feminine hygiene products is a MAN WHO HAS A WOMAN. I’m surprised guys don’t buy this stuff on their own, just to look like they can get it on the regular.

I might have been embarrassed as a young teenager, but geez. Grownups, and all that. We pee, we poop, we bleed.

Pretty sure it would involve blue corn tortilla chips and dried poblano peppers.

He is a dude bro gross