This is the perfect makeover.

Auuugh, the continue button is not working for me so I can't show off -how big of a nerd I am- my ability to discern ren-faire dork from music-fest doofus. But really, it's all about the background and a distinct costume.

this will ruin your regular bra and also not support you, not to mention how sweaty it would be.

this will ruin your regular bra and also not support you, not to mention how sweaty it would be.

So Taylor writing about her exes is demeaning but when men do it? *crickets*

Harris also “reportedly told Tay that he thinks she ‘demeans herself’ as a singer by writing such whiny lyrics.”

The only makeup you need for an outdoor fest is copious amounts of sunscreen. Have fun and quit worrying about how you look.

Mark, I'm interested to know why you feel the bisexuality thing is "big"? I am not snarking—I am bisexual and never felt the tiniest twinge about disclosing that to my relationship partners. I don't walk around shouting it from the proverbial rooftops because of prejudice against bi people, but my partners have always…

Lindsay doesn’t want Dina in England, partly because she feels her mom is a bad influence

As the mother of 4 sons, I would be all over this shit if he was my kid.

Hopefully it’s his mother.

If I’m in an unfamiliar city, I try to ask cops, paramedics, or firefighters. (Especially if I’m looking for something fast and inexpensive.)

An entire shower when just the hiney is stank? You must have lots of free time and an insouciant disregard for both water usage and cost.

Nobody in their right mind would let this woman teach students under 18. She needs to give up that dream like yesterday

I humbly submit one more rule for baseball games relating to bringing a baseball glove to a game:

My husband's aunt worked on the weather plans for D-Day.

dude, she’s a teenager. She said, “When life gives you lemons, throw them at boys.” And your response to that is:

THIS IS THE CRAPPIEST MASCARA EVERY CREATED! there i said it.

THIS IS THE CRAPPIEST MASCARA EVERY CREATED! there i said it.

I squealed when I saw Mike. That was awesome. Ray Wise pops up everywhere, and as much as I love him, I wasn't that disappointed that he wasn't in the video. But Mike? Great shit.

I loved that show so much and I so wanted to be and look like Audrey Horne. I loved those tartan skirts they wore and the clothes of the women in that show in general. God, pure perfection!

1, if you're using a 2 cycle lawn tool, you are an asshole.