We all agree that we’re hearing the letter read by the inimitable Julia Sugarbaker in her very best ‘the night the lights went out in Georgia’ voice, right?

Picked up the AD Laws this weekend. Bless you and your offspring. That’s just ridiculously good.

May I ask a stupid white person question? If you want me to sit down and be quiet again I will, but..

Get you a box of red hits and a box of lemon heads and mix them in a bowl. Alternate hot and sour as you get a bit tired of the same old thing. Have one of each at the same time. Yum. 

I’m pretty sure that emergency, life saving drugs are not the place to take risks. If one can’t GET a new pen, then yea, it’s better than going entirely without. I’m not going to risk my life to pinch pennies that I can actually afford, though. Which is reason number 4,712 why our health care system  is fucked.  I'm…

Breakfast. My mama always insisted that leftover birthday cake was the traditional thing to eat the day after your birthday. But that’s one piece, once a year.

Skyr, my dudette. Plain Skyr is just the tangy nectar of the (Icelandic) gods.  Add in a spoon of preserves and it's breakfast. Some herbs and it's sauce or dip. A spoon and it's just yum. Skyyyyrrrrrrrr. 

Slow cooker your snack mix! Yes, it takes longer. No, you will never burn your precious snackies again. Once everything is mixed, bung it into the slow cooker on High - or mix it in the cooker, because dirty dishes.  Give it a stir every 1/2 hr or so until it’s nice and crispy and browning. Takes 2-3 hrs in my Instant…

YES! No contact for self preservation IS SELF DEFENSE and not ever wrong.

Santa Fe Brewing Co *years* ago made Chicken Killer Pete Barley Wine.  Named after the small, sweet, fat daschund on the place.  I only ever had it at the brewery, but I can’t read the words ‘barley wine’ without thinking of him surrounded by feathers.

Friday, I'm in love. Will get me up and dancing around like I was a wee New Romantic Goff again every time. 

Vampire, duh. 

Gran liked strawberry cobbler, Gramps liked peach. She’d make both in one rectangular pan, just putting one fruit in each half. Dad and I insisted on having our pieces from the middle, where the juices ran together. 

>I was thinking if you’re feeling patriotic, you would appreciate free speech and one’s right to think as an individual.

Birth mothers vs evil, abusive birth mothers.. Huge difference. 

Cetaphil is the devil - it buurrrrrrrrnnnnns! I have no clue how people think that acidic overpriced jizz is a thing to put on your face. GAH.

I feel like Leto has decided to appoint himself successor to the Nicholas Cage School of Performing. 

Mam, I love you. It's 11 PM, and I'm headed to the store. Breakfast should be goooood.

No. You use 1/2 oil, 1/2 ghee. Anything else is wrong. 

I am highly disappointed that the wrong Iggy got naked. Apparently I am an Old.