No, no they didn’t. It was a perfectly workmanlike performance from a not extraordinarily talented high school ensemble, like thousands of other high schools and performances. Nothing *wrong* with that. If anything, the very ordinariness in the face of extraordinary tragedy is what’s heartening to me.

I super like when they ‘package in customer mailbox’ when my security camera covers the fucking mailbox, and no, no they didn’t. Or even better, when I SEE THEM, no package in hand, instead put a ‘We tried, nobody home’ note on the same damned mailbox. UPS is the devil, but one phone call to my USPS postmaster noting…

I’m sorry.. Rugged intellectuals of SHERIDAN? Um. My aunt and uncle lived there, across from the sheriff’s office, and um.. A bastion of intellect it was is not. Nice folks, but..

I do sort of wonder, at this point, if it was passed out or blacked out. Nobody will really ever know.

Look! Israel!

My favorite is watching him describe how badly Willie Nelson got him fucked up.. Snoop had to sit out a few rounds while Willie blazed on.

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS! What better way to finish this shit week than with some excellent, angst free news?!

How the HELL do you make September boring? I tried to listen.. I was bored in under a verse. UUUUGH. And now I have to go listen to vast amounts of EW&F to brain bleach.

Nope. They were the most boring part of Civil War, and that includes Farmer Clint’s imaginary family. I’ llbe fine if they both die in the first 10 minutes.

I just got a dragon head steam release for my Instant Pot.. It’s glorious. They make shower heads, too?! I sense a theme coming to a household near me!

You forgot the Too Cool for School Pumpkin Sleeping Pack. I am on my third tube. It makes my aging skin smooth, plump, and super hydrated in dry old Colorado. In fact, I have a bunch of samples that I take on the plane for red-eye flights because it means I leave the plane with skin that’s as happy with me as when I…

You forgot the Too Cool for School Pumpkin Sleeping Pack. I am on my third tube. It makes my aging skin smooth,…

Trader Joe’s Soyrizo is better than real chorizo. All the flavor and texture, not the overabundance of fat.

Zero debt, including zero mortgage. The day we paid off our house was right up there with my wedding day.

Two words. Duck. Prosciutto. You’re welcome.

Brother Luck was robbed. Robbed, I tells ya!

TBH, maybe not. The settlement to prevent you from ever talking about it might have been worth a sock in the face.

Somehow, when a trash person shades another trash person, I have sympathy for neither, but that’s just me.

Well you both sound excessively tiresome..

Hit up your local Asian market, too. I current have bottles of Korean commercially made yuzu, persimmon, and pomegranate drinking vinegar. Yum

Strong Girl Bong Soon Do! Do it!