Look! Israel!

My favorite is watching him describe how badly Willie Nelson got him fucked up.. Snoop had to sit out a few rounds while Willie blazed on.

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS! What better way to finish this shit week than with some excellent, angst free news?!

How the HELL do you make September boring? I tried to listen.. I was bored in under a verse. UUUUGH. And now I have to go listen to vast amounts of EW&F to brain bleach.

You forgot the Too Cool for School Pumpkin Sleeping Pack. I am on my third tube. It makes my aging skin smooth, plump, and super hydrated in dry old Colorado. In fact, I have a bunch of samples that I take on the plane for red-eye flights because it means I leave the plane with skin that’s as happy with me as when I…

You forgot the Too Cool for School Pumpkin Sleeping Pack. I am on my third tube. It makes my aging skin smooth,…

Trader Joe’s Soyrizo is better than real chorizo. All the flavor and texture, not the overabundance of fat.

Zero debt, including zero mortgage. The day we paid off our house was right up there with my wedding day.

Two words. Duck. Prosciutto. You’re welcome.

Brother Luck was robbed. Robbed, I tells ya!

TBH, maybe not. The settlement to prevent you from ever talking about it might have been worth a sock in the face.

Somehow, when a trash person shades another trash person, I have sympathy for neither, but that’s just me.

Well you both sound excessively tiresome..

Hit up your local Asian market, too. I current have bottles of Korean commercially made yuzu, persimmon, and pomegranate drinking vinegar. Yum

Strong Girl Bong Soon Do! Do it!

My Dad’s secret meatloaf hack was to put one can of Hormel Devilled Ham in the mix for every 2 lbs of meat. It’s freaking delicious, and can be used with any old recipe, but I have no doubt it was printed on the wrapper at some point.

Exactly. For an old movie buff, the 50th viewing of Now Voyager is as pleasurable, if not more pleasurable, as the first.

Turn up the Mom comparisons to an uncomfortable level, then. “No. You used the room, you clean it. Do I look like your mother?” “I’m sure you are perfectly competent to serve your own pumpkin bread.” “If you really want me to act like the Office Mom, I’m going to start a chore chart and begin grounding people. “ Said…

God I hate this. The Ordinary is over half my skincare routine and I love all of it, but every day that goes by I feel less inclined to restock any empties from them. It’s a shame this dude’s egomaniacal breakdown is taking a great little company with it.

New music is boring. It’s all derivative of music I’ve already lived through. I hear St. Vincent, for instance and think, “Oh, experimental era David Byrne with a female voice. Yawn. “ Am old, article is smart.

I dissolve the salts in my bathwater, not scrub with it. It’s sheer anecdata, but if I run out of Epsom salts, I know my exfoliation game suffers.