Rye makes everything better. Try this with a nice rye.

If you convert to the Love that are Italy Cloth towels/scrubbers, epsom salts seem to help them work MUCH better. As in visibly so much dead skin in the bottom of the tub you’ll shudder. That’s about all the good I get out of epsom salts.

Kitten heels are go, but mules can fuck right off and die. Any shoes I can randomly walk out of, unbidden, are a fat greater danger to my neck than a kitten heel.

Command hooks are the shit for routing your bundles out of view, and they don’t screw up your furniture.

Trebek has become SUCH a dick..

Oxidized booze goes far, far away. Migraines, 100% of the time.

Nooo, we just have a little HDD that we keep our finances on. And I may actually be an older generation to you - we’re in our 50s.

HOWEVER you choose to pay bills, both couples need to know what gets paid when and how it’s paid every month. My husband and I had to help both his dad and my mom figure out how to pay basics after their respective spouses died. It was a nightmare and could have been completely avoidable if the bill-payer had been…

How is there a skin side up on cylindrical pieces of meat?

Gochujang butter! I do 1:2, warmed together, but YMMV.

Is Mo’Nique’s humor my favorite? Naw. Is she more than 4% as funny as Amy Shumer? Oh HELL yes. Is she twice as funny as Wanda Sykes? Not even close.

Fucking UGH, second wave white feminists. Shoo, trolls, the grownups are talking. Intersectionality or GTFO.

Gary Oldman was simply astonishing as Churchill. If there’s a better male lead performance nominated, I slept through the other movies. (I didn’t.) Frankly, I’d give them the makeup Oscar, too, although I suspect The Shape of Water will win. I spent the whole movie playing the ‘is it prosthetic or did he pull a…

Won’t it be a wonderful day when “Two dudes kissed on TV last night and there are pixxxxxxx.” isn’t news? I realize it is, sadly, still news, but won’t it be great when it’s just not a big deal anymore?

Yes, because looks are 100% the arbiter of worthiness in a man. /eyeroll

Yep. I hate looking at the remains of my meal and having dirty plates in my face. I stack at my own table, I stack in restaurants. I stack carefully, I (roughly) scrape plates so it’s a neat stack, but I stack. If there’s room to shove my (single) plate to the center of the table, cool, I’ll do that. If there’s 19…

So you only give gifts based on future careers? Because she may cook every damned day she doesn’t travel or make public appearances for all we know.

Dammit, now everyone will know! This is why we can’t have nice things.

If you are gonna play that way, vows are just words. The intent behind the vows are just ideals you make up in your head.

Naaaaaaw, Chief. When you take on a pet, you take on a responsibility for that pet for its LIFE. You don’t bail on a pet when it’s sick or sad or inconvenient. You spend money and time and love on it. Any pet - dog, cat, iguana, llama.