Or I could order the beer I want the way I want it and enjoy that beer. Hell, there’s even a couple of beers I sprinkle a little salt in. You don’t have to, but you can’t police how others enjoy a nice frostymug, either.

Ooh, the Legend of Hill House is one of my favorites! Not to be confused with The Haunting, starting Julie Harris, which is my all time favorite.

I remember, word for word, what the snotty little 8th grade boy who body shamed me said, nearly 40 years later. I’m positive that he does not. Why? Because he didn’t care what he said, but it hurt and scarred me. If you can’t see the difference, maybe you and I are on opposite sides of the power equation.

Oh God. They’re going to let Pierce Brosnan try to sing again. Sigh.

Selena’s doodle? Amazing. Well deserved.

The fuck, Nancy.

I know it’s not anyone’s place, particularly, to answer wypipo stupid questions, but maybe someone will be kind.

Steadfast is ridiculously good food if you like small plates, and is a block from the Chagall mural. Also, if you’re visiting, get a City Pass. We had admission to the Art Institute, Aquarium, Natural History Museum, Museum of Science and Industry, the Sears Tower.. totally worth the price.

Mom did this basically for 15 years before her death, right down to selling her home and moving into an independent living senior apartment complex. After her funeral my sister and I (and our husbands) were able to clean out her apartment in a day and a half, and tidy up her financial affairs in about 6 weeks. It was…

Eh, I agree with the overly sexually posed statues, but the new replicant scene actually moves the plot along with motives. I just felt like the whole movie was glacially paced, and I’m both a Ridley Scott and David Lynch fan. Show me 45 second of someone walking down a beautiful hallway? Great. Do it 17 times in one…

Ranch dressing (or Green Goddess) works as well. I’veslowly accepted that mayo is sometimes ok if it’s part of a cooked thing, like my mother in law’s chocolate cake, but I sub out ranch, green goddess, or Mexican crema for stuff like devilled eggs.

Let’s be honest..there’s no reason for anyone of any race to eat that nasty slimey greasy shit. You need to lube up your sandwich that bad? Butter.

Wow. She sounds completely exhausting to be around.

Nope. Maybe in a medically normal person, but there are so, so, so many people for whom a 3.5" heel is agony.

Shut your mouth. Not everyone can wear stilettos for all kinds of medical reasons, but flats do NOTcome in chic, cute, fashion forward styles. Low and kitten heels exost because people like and buy them. You don’t have to wear them. Hush.

Woops, did I say neat? Up, definitely up. Shaken, cold, no ice in the glass. And if the cherry isn’t Luxardo just skip it.

Rye Manhattans, neat, are my go-to drink, but I always feel like they’re better in a rocks glass. I know perfectly well it’s because that’s what my Dad drank Manhattans in when I was a kid, but there’s cognitive dissonance every time I get handed a coupe. Dad drank bourbon or blended Manhattans, which are just…

“not RSVPing is the same as saying they’re not planning to attend”

If I can tell my (then) 90 year old great aunt that she can’t say the N word in front of me when I’m in her own damned home, then anybody can call out their racist friends and relatives. I mean, I said it nicely, because I was raised to be respectful, but she didn’t say it again in front of me.

Did KellyAnne dye her hair?