Andrew Vachss does God’s work, because God obviously isn’t. He also loves doggies and writes ballin’ good books, but mostly he does God’s work for Him.

THIS! My adorkable (pedigreed, but in my defense she was a gift - I was going to go poodle rescue) standard poodle is all working dog, man. She points, she kills me small animals in the yard and brings them back to me with broken necks and not a toothmark on them, she has zero noise reactivity, she is obsessed with…

Get. /dragon roar Your. /revenge Talons. /shield slam Off. /devastate My. /heroic strike SQUISHIES! /execute

I would agree with you, but I’m still in a state of stunned bewilderment.

Exactly!

Yea, 6th grade is just about the time I started getting shamed for ridiculous stuff because I had teh ovaries awakening. Sounds right to me.

Sing this corrosion with me, Sister.

Right? I’m the HIPAA bitch at my Doctor’s office who reminds people to lock the computer screen if they step out during my visit. Yea, MY record is on the computer screen, but if they walk off and don’t lock it, I could be a bad, bad person.

You are my hero today.

Are you nuts? He’s going to be in better shape than I would if he died first. I’d have to suck it up and mow the damned lawn again. Blah. That’s about the only thing that one of us does and the other doesn’t, but he insists he likes it, so I let him. Otherwise, who in the 21st century doesn’t share chores and trade…

HIPAA fines are enormous. ENORMOUS. Nobody knowingly violate them and exposes themselves to that kind of pain. Do breaches happen? Of course. Are they common or deliberate? Of course not.

After Jorge Ramos, Univision/Fusion anchor and one of the best journalists on television,was attacked by Donald Trump for doing his job, the Washington Post thought it prudent to run a story about how Ramos is becoming an “activist” because he cares about immigration reform, like so many other immigrants humans.

If you’ve been a customer of the Napa Valley Wine train, go to winetrain.com and tell them how you feel about this. They probably aren’t going to listen to public opinion nearly as much as the opinions of former and potentially repeat customers - the people who advertise their business by word of mouth. It’s all well…

+1 internet for gratuitous Tony Orlando and Dawn reference. I loved their show as a kid.

I took my husband’s name because it is an order of magnitude easier to spell. Upon asking him, he says if our names were reversed he’d take mine for the same reason.

Fuck with them. Get a small bunch of cards, then if you find a card snapper that speaks a common language, try to get them to use the cards like baseball cards. “Do you have a Brandy? I have a Cinnamon and two Crystals that I’ll trade for a Brandy.”

The only Thai food you should be eating is at Lotus of Siam. In fact, going to Lotus is worth going to Las Vegas for. Off strip on Sahara, you can take the bus but it’s about a $10 cab ride from the Strip, so treat yourself. Just GO and EAT and be amazed that this non-descript strip mall contains a lovely, white…

Err.. the teen choice awards are about teens choosing, not teens chosen. Because you obviously didn’t make the distinction.

Terrence Howard makes my skin crawl. For real. /shudder

And Tony made boeuf bourguignon, cooked 2 1/2 inch freaking ribeye steaks..