For a liberal hero, this is the weakest possible endorsement of impeachment possible.

I mean...it is deplorable to be racist, sexist, anti-immigrant, and against health care for everyone. “Libtard” is a silly insult. I’ll gladly be called that name for being on the side of common sense, progress, and empathy.

I’m pretty sure Carson and Letterman were 60 minute shows, which, efffectively really made them 45 minute shows. And I’m not entirely sure to what extent Letterman throwing watermelons off the roof of his building was cohesive with interviewing guests in a way that Fallon’s comedy bits aren’t.

I’m even fine with that... I think. I mean, that Tim Allen show got cancelled, and there is so many mole people shows one person can watch.

I was actually with him and had no problem with his approach until this:

Seriously fuck all of those people who pretended that Hillary was worse than Donald.

I swear to God I am going to lose my shit if Jill Stein sticks her mug out of the ground in 2020.

Seriously fuck all of those people who pretended that Hillary was worse than Donald. Not only was she competent, she would have been a great president. The people who voted for this orange buffoon all deserve to suffer the consequences of their vote.

“But I just COULDN’T vote for Hillary Clinton”

I think honestly it’s because he spent a lot of time in the military, and then lived through Nixon. He also spent a good deal of time reading about Hitler’s rise, and can see some parallels there. Finally, I think he’s cognizant of how poor and, frankly, racist people are sucked into this kind of thinking (his…

I’m just going to have to start posting this every day, aren’t I?

Aaaand we’re officially at precious bodily fluids level of crazy....

“The human body is like a battery, with a finite amount of energy, which exercise only depleted.”

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Popular_Vote_Interstate_Compact

I have too much respect for the women in my life to do that.

although i do wish that the wives were more blue. the blue they picked looks too close to the martha’s green

He rolls his eyes at all the professional liars who argue 100% dishonestly. Jeffrey Lord’s appearances are met with eyerolls so prolonged that it looks like Anderson has expired.

There is pressing congress and then there’s making up fantasy tapes of Trump taking orders from the Russians. One can do one without the other. In fact I’d suggest the latter will actually hurt the cause more because it’s such a blatant lie.

I posted elsewhere, but good; openly mock and shun her wherever she goes. May her life be one long Senior Prom disaster.

Congratulations, grads. You managed to take one of the more boring experiences of life (sitting and listening to people dispense mindless platitudes about life) and turn it into an exciting event filled with drama and tension. And you got to make Betsy DeVos appear deeply uncomfortable. You kids are awesome, and…