I’m very happy for LWT with John Oliver but I’m also torn bevause Sam Bee has an awesome team who deserve lots of shiny gold things too.

I mean this with complete sincerity. Burn in hell for this.

There are actually a lot of great old politicians on Twitter. For example, 91-year-old John Dingell burning Tony Romo’s new sneakers:

I’m Rob Lee and I haven’t left the church. Y’all haven’t gotten rid of me yet.

You just know they’re gonna throw weird sex shit into it, and be praised for their “courageous, unflinching” portrayal of what men dream lesbians are

I don’t think there’s any reason a man can’t make a good movie about a female character or the other way around. Sure, it takes the correct people in those creative roles and the right character, but it’s not impossible by any stretch of the imagination.

I’m, personally, tired of men telling female stories because women are often denied the opportunity to do it due to gatekeeping. Why should men be the ones to control the narrative in everything? Especially since men tend to push a rather misogynistic narrative in their works.

Thing is, Lord of the Flies was a response to a particular conceit of British pulp novels which depicted young boys/men being stranded as a fun adventure with little internal conflict. Golding took the subject of entitled British boarding school boys and the kind of savagery he saw in how they acted with each other…

Then what would keep his hair from skittering away?

The 3.8 million texans who voted for Hillary? Lot of them live in Houston.

Trump’s outfit is fine. Melania’s choice in footwear is the opposite of fine. For reference, here’s Obama in his disaster surveying gear. Of all the things he’s done related to Harvey, his choice of clothes is far and away the least offensive.

I hate that they named Jon Aegon. It’s so stupid. Not only is it adding insult to injury, it also just doesn’t suit Jon. At all. Aegon conjures an image of The Conqueror, and Jon is no conqueror. They should have named him after the good and beloved king Jaehaerys. That fits Jon, and it’s also an easier jump to his…

I think the GOT death rule is that nobody’s dead until you see them die, and even not then. Light a candle for my ginger prince, tho. He needs to make those giant babies with Brienne!

I just have one question: IS TORMUND FUCKING GIANTSBANE ALIVE?!?!?! I NEED TO KNOW. NOTHING MATTERS TO ME AS MUCH AS THAT RIGHT NOW

And the cover was copied from someone else’s painting. Because of course it was.

It’s not that Loki said “mewling quim”; it’s how Joss talked about his joy over getting that line on screen in an interview.

I’m quoting Clementine Ford: Because this is also a function of the abuse – and yes, I’m going to call it that – that Whedon allegedly perpetrated against Cole. He publicly cited his wife and marriage as among the key influencers of his own feminist growth, and used that to parlay the kind of fandom that specifically…

Yes, he was. His confession to his wife talked a lot about how unfair it was to expect him to resist the temptations of being a big Hollywood producer constantly surrounded by young women who would do anything he asked, which is pretty much just a flowery way of saying, “I abused my position to get women to sleep with…

That “thought process” is just fans angry that their idol isn’t what they built him up to be and the fact she had the gal to reveal the truth (Joss not fighting back confirms it for me).