I love it, thats why i repost it
ok, MrX this is how i see it
You guys, my dad called me the other day and gave me a 5-10 minute lecture on why I should support Donald Trump and how Trump and Bernie Sanders really want the same things for America.
Prediction: O’Reilly won’t have the integrity to hold Trump accountable for his attacks on Kelly. It will be briefly mentioned then glossed over.
I’d like to see an example of “I cherish women” that didn’t mean “Fuck those bitches,” but I’m sure no one will be able to find one.
Bit off topic but has Trump really been going around talking about how he ‘cherishes’ women? Does this innocent word give anyone else a case of the screaming heebie jeebies in this context?
I assume that birth plan would be in this folder.
Um, I don’t know how to break this to you, but your friend actually is dumb.
“research sufficient for us”
If I were inclined to have an obligate carnivore nearby while I was giving birth, I might be persuaded to have a home birth with my cats in the room. Granted, my cats are complete assholes, but at least they’re not 400 pounds and can be tossed out of the room if they act up.
You’re thinking of the Trumpback whale.
This isn’t even “well, maybe I’ll indulge myself even though it’s clearly bullshit,” it’s straight up “let’s make shit up and pretend this isn’t fucking bananas.”
Even if dolphins were truly the cuddly little booboo bears common imagination paints them as, why on earth would they have any special knowledge of human birth? What would they be doing to “help” except hang around and squeak at you?
cis hetero men are afraid of gay men because they believe gay men will treat them the way they treat women. cis hetero men are afraid of gay men because they believe gay men will treat them the way they treat women. cis hetero men are afraid of gay men because they believe gay men will treat them the way they treat…
Your birthing suite shouldn’t have a shark in it
Umm I’ll have you know that I gave birth in the beautiful Hudson River and my baby was blessed with not two, but THREE perfectly healthy feet.
I feel so naive for being surprised by this.
ETA: The fuckin weird hippie/yuppie-driven culture that has developed around birth has achieved apotheosis. Now, people, please stop trying to out-weird all of the other crazy ladies and just have your baby in semi-normal circumstances with modern medical advances as at…
Dolphins are assholes. They attack porpoises for fun. The porpoises aren’t a threat and the dolphins don’t eat them. They just do it because they like to do it.