But:

Bullshit. They would have found something else to bitch about. I mean, considering how little this fucking matters, and they’re STILL managing to make a big deal out of it, I frankly don’t think any theoretical headaches could have been saved.

Can someone PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD cover how every fucking high ranking government predecessor has done this on some level for fucking ever? Like, can we talk about all the emails that disappeared at the end of the Bush administration? No? We want to KEEP TALKING ABOUT THIS?

Can we please stop hyperventilating over this non-story? Let’s harken back to a time when the Bush White House hosted their email on servers run by the Republican National Committee, and they LOST 5 MILLION EMAILS. It is guaranteed that there were plenty of classified documents and information within those emails,…

You never explain why they’re all carrying puppies.

For what it’s worth, these douchebros made a sign that sounds like they want to call the father’s “Daddy,” not that they want the daughters to call them Daddy.

I’ve noticed a downward trend in the number of ‘Seriously, Trump’s going to drop out any second now’ think pieces that were raging a few weeks back. Now is the time of somber contemplation where the RNC and conservative establishment has come to terms with the fact that they’re actually going to have to deal with…

Also, they seem to forget that the areas of the US border that aren’t heavily guarded are also in extremely remote locations and that any terrorists trying to get into the country that method would have to hike god only knows how many miles to get to the nearest civilization. And then its likely to be a rural area,…

It’s entertainment value aside, I’d almost be willing to watch people literally defecate in front of me than have to listen to the stuff coming out of some of these people’s mouths. Behind all my carefully constructed snark is the existential dread of knowing that Trump could possibly become President.

The wall is going to be pretty useful for Canada when Walker is president and American workers start trying to cross over into Canada for work and healthcare.

Really, REALLY. I swear ya’ll stay trying to vilify this man.

He’s on par with KILL ALL IMMIGRANTS, I WOULD FUCK MY DAUGHTER SHE’S SO HOT, YOU’D LOOK GOOD ON YOUR KNEES, LETS BOMB THE WORLD FOR OIL Donald Trump.

The Hyperbole on Jez always fucks me up. Kanye is not like Trump, because Kanye actually has a fucking…

I have a friend whose friend spent some time with Kanye in the studio. He said Kanye was painfully shy and awkward but extremely kind and interesting. He stepped into the booth and all the awkwardness disappeared - he was the rap beast we all know him to be. You are right on.

I’m going to need a gif of Taylor and Kim’s faces at 2:57-2:59 in the first video. I beg one of you tech savvy Jezzies to help me out.

I think what Kanye struggles with, is that he knows he sees the truth, but has trouble articulating it if he’s not rapping.

I guess if reality star and founder of an illegal and unaccredited “university” can run for President, anybody can.

let me be clear: i would vote for kanye west over basically anybody

I’d pay money for a Trump v Kanye televised debate

I liked it. Partially cause it was the most unscripted-ish thing I've seen on a award show for a while and partially cause a lot of what he said was true. If convuluted.