Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the best possible Two-Face:

Look, I know he's not in The Thing and has nothing to do with any of this, but could David Keith join too? Seeing them together, it's… a need I have.

SO-O-DE-YU-UH-UM!
SO-HO-DEE-YUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-UUUMM!
SO-O-DE-YU-UH-UM!

To get it to fry, you have to mix it with other non-butter foods. It's an impossible promise! Fried Butter is the Donald Trump of fair foods!

It more implies you die twice, or perhaps twice as hard/metal.

Motherfuck it, I lost again. All because I'm unwilling to walk out of a restaurant past a hundred diners with my fingers in my ears. Fucking adulthood decorum bullshit.