No, it’s ok because he’s a “gritty, hard-nosed guy who brings a lunch pail to work” and not a “flashy, naturally gifted athlete”.

Besides the amazing item itself, my favorite thing about this is the Cardinals fans with their arms open screaming at the umpires to do something about all the unbroken rules that were broken. #bestfans

First by failing to field it cleanly and then by having his throw evaded, Piscotty got cooked twice on that play.

SO BRAVE

Her first choice was Ted Cruz......I don’t understand how she thought that would be any better.

Here’s the deal: yes, I did vote for Trump

Hot take: The Jenner Kardashians won’t go away until we collectively stop paying attention to them. Stop giving them their power.

Because “the internet of everything” is the “disrupt” of 2017.

It needs to be connected to WiFi so that it can cost $400.

Yes. I got a coffee machine for my classroom and literally every class had a student who asked why I didn’t get a Keurig. My response was that the coffee maker cost me $9, takes like 30 seconds of work to make a full pot of coffee, and each cup costs about a quarter (much less with a reusable cup) at most. Still…

My favorite is them saying that it is less messy to use a machine. Because when I typically pour myself a glass of juice, the liquid gets everywhere. The counter top. My shirt. My fucking eyes.

It’s a $400 juicer that doesn’t actually juice. It just.. opens bags OF JUICE. Someone somewhere was told about this device, told that it literally pours juice from pouches of juice AND YET there are people (read: suckers) who invested millions in to this device.

This is my favourite excerpt.

I’m putting down my flag in the sand, and announcing that the Rodgers/Jonas coupling seems... quite sweet?

There will be legions of commenters who ignore this simple fact. This was all planned and scripted the way each of the storylines on all the other “reality” shows are planned and scripted. The producers knew this when they cast the transgender contestant. If anybody thinks I’m being too cynical, trust me, I’m no where…

Everyone pissed off at Jeff Varner should be more pissed off at CBS and the producer of Survivor. Zeke Smith was going to be outed the minute he signed up for this show - as winning would have meant going into his bio for the media, which would have included his past. All of the vitriol aimed SOLELY at Varner is…

Jeff didn’t out Zeke as transgender to a national audience, the producers of Survivor did that.

The Sun has since suspended MacKenzie, though of course they’re the institution that published the column in the first place.

“Discovery, though...” - Dude in charge of America’s legal counsel