this supposedly helps you shed water weight by making you persperate

But if you don’t eat your meat, you can’t have any pudding. How can you have any pudding if you don’t eat your meat?

This was shocking to me too- and then I remembered that the “liberal media” doesn’t really exist and never did.

We must fight this. Without it, there is no word that means specifically what “literally” means. Well, none I know. This is a hill I would choose to die on. Metaphorically.

• If only I could find a girlfriend who had the same interests as me!

I can’t speak for your college roommate, but this is how it works for me: I see a mess, and it doesn’t register as something that needs to be cleaned up. I see it as a fact, and as long as it’s not impinging on my ability to live my life, I kinda don’t care.

Watchmen series on HBO? Sure. Miniseries? Perfect. Lindelof? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPE.

Finding out Damon Lindelof is involved with a show I was looking forward to is a lot like finding out your favorite restaurant just hired Guy Fieri as its new head chef.

Anything that Lindelof touches, is instantly something that I will go out of my way to avoid watching.

Goddamn Lindelof, Orci, Kurtzman, Abrams, and the whole no-talent Bad Robot posse of hack schmoozers. Keep your filthy paws off a work of art. Why are these Transformers/Trek Into Darkes/Lost toy-level “writers” still working? Their idea of writing is to dream up a couple of Michael Bay scenes and then surround it…

I’m confused: it’s September 19th, not April 1st. And a Lindelof-written Watchmen show is a gag, right? The “much-anticipated” crack is the giveaway, right?

Ryan Murphy is the showrunner version of the wrestler Sabu. Sabu doesn’t do cohesive matches so much as string dangerous, high-flying spots together. Murphy crams in as many “shocking” scenes as he can without regard to plotting.

Also, he wouldn’t know what “tonally consistent” meant if you tattooed it on his forearm.

The first season was so bad I didn’t make it all the way through.

There’s quite a bit of difference between good and aggressively stupid satire.

AHS was never good. The first season was the closest they ever got, but even that didn’t make the cut. Starting with - blech - Asylum they dove headfirst into the aggressive garbage zone.

What I’m asking myself... why does io9 coverage of AHS always sound like it’s based on the assumption that franchise was ever good?

My two breast are named “barely” and “there”.

I wanted to like this movie so badly. I really did. It was up there on my list of most-anticipated films this year.

That’s a pretty cool cover of that Chris Hadfield song.