Wouldn’t an unusual result be him passing his drug test?

Why do young white people like Christmas lights hung up inside their apartments?

Fragrance foul!

Peters should’ve been smarter but I never understood grown ass men heckling other grown ass men. I’d love to go over to that heckler’s office while he’s at his cubicle crunching those accounting numbers and just let him know that he can’t add numbers for shit.

Yeah, I was married once too...

Yep - the forcing you to download the app to read reviews was a killer. I know there are a lot of factors in their demise but that has to be one of them. If I google something and want a quick look at a few reviews I can’t be bothered with some service for which I have to use a standalone app on my crappy phone that…

This is the shittiest fucking take possible.

let’s keep in mind that applying logic to to the actions of those who suffer from serious mental illness issues is fucking stupid.

Understandable given that athletic supporters are sad sacks.

But c’mon man, pivot tables are mad easy, yo!

It would only be collusion if the teams collectively decide to do it.  If each team individually arives at that conclusion there ain’t no collusion.

For years the Nats have been accused of being in bed with Boras given the number of his clients they’ve signed, but now because they don’t want to sign Harper they’ve pissed him off?

Artisanal murder

Craft killings

It is always interesting how people are charged. 1. The government allows gunpowder to be sold which presumably is the explosive in question but it’s only illegal when they’ve determined that you are going to blow shit up? So if this twit had enough sense to shut the fuck up and not broadcast her plans the screw and…

See, I don’t trust people with gauges in their ears and I’ve never been proven wrong.  

Well, it was only a matter of time before someone gentrified mass killings. In the year of our lord, two thousand eighteen, curated hipster mass shooters.

but tumblr has a porn problem...

Should have gone with “Bulls have reached the Boylen Point”

Part of me wonders if we should just stop worrying about AI and embrace it as it will likely be humanity’s only lasting cultural legacy after the seas turn to acid and the land becomes a charred, barren wasteland.